guys i really need some advice!
i woke up this morning and felt something quite weird at my back passage!
on inspection my mrs informed me i had a massive MUSHROOM growing from my *???!!!
have any of you ever had this and what the * did you do about it?
i was considering making a pizza tonight and thought maybe i could chop the bad boy up and fire it on it with a bit of ham?
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You could keep it in the dark and feed it *. Or you could make a GP appointment.
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You sound like a fungi to be with
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Going to the doctor would be my first thought.
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My mate had something similar only it was a Pineapple.
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The scary thing is...
I can't tell if this is a joke or not:56:
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* take or joke?
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100% serious!
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Ah, the old mushroom growing out the *, I hate it when that happens..
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ive heard of pineapples growing out of peoples *, even mangos, but never mushrooms! -
It's called fungass.
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you sure it wasn't a magic mushroom you had last night?
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You need to invest in a thing called toilet roll!
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Holy * i,ve heard it all now,ll never look at another mushroom the same way!
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:56: This is just weird
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Very strange :56: my first thought if I discovered that I had fungus growing out of my * would be going to the GP and maybe getting some anti fungal cream. Seriously though a mushroom? :56: I've heard of fungal infections but an actual mushroom? :56: :56:
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