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embarassing condition!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by foxybhoy67, May 29, 2011.

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  1. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator

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    You sound like a fun guy.
     
    PaulM1888, May 29, 2011
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  2. Jezzz

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    I'm sorry but :56: :56:

    So you have one of these bad boys coming out of your *?

    [​IMG]

    Get to your GP right now.

    :97:
     
    Jezzz, May 29, 2011
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    Eat it and see if you trip man :drag:
     
    AmericanCelt, May 29, 2011
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  4. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    faw cough, May 29, 2011
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    it will be piles
    go to your local pharmacy and ask for germaloids
    and shove them up your pipe
    it will clear up in a couple of days
    good luck
     
    higgyd, May 29, 2011
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  6. Lennon1888

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    * this is disgusting
     
    Lennon1888, May 29, 2011
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    [​IMG]
     
    Rachaelink, May 29, 2011
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    pmsl some thread:50:
     
    Dirk_Diggler, May 29, 2011
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    pic or it never happened!!
     
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    Your giving me the bolk, * * mushrooms.
     
    Ruxin, May 29, 2011
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    :56:
     
    Shepard, May 29, 2011
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    My dog is hungry. Just give me a ring when you want me to send him round.
     
    Shane1888, May 29, 2011
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  13. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    l've had that before, your * the night before and wonder where the rest of the pizza dissapeared to.
     
    Buster, May 29, 2011
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    piles arggghhhh swimming srunk mine disapearsd back up lol
     
    pablo88, May 29, 2011
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    oh ffs :icon_mrgreen:

    shuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    i would be keeping it a secret, did your lass not find any bacon and eggs while she was peeping
     
    CH4, May 29, 2011
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    * sake this thread would give a dung beetle the boak
     
    bgmick, May 29, 2011
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    its not piles its a full blown * mushroom! a pure topper aswell!
     
    foxybhoy67, May 29, 2011
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  18. The The Hand

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    Yes, an organically-grown mushroom such as you describe is great on a pizza - but first you have to make sure it's not a poisonous one.

    People tend to assume because a mushroom is growing out of their own * that it is benign, but this is a common - and sometimes deadly - fallacy. If your back passage is fertile enough - as indeed yours seems to be - it will sustain a number of different varietals, only some of which will be safe to eat.

    Examine this chart closely and see if you can spot it - if so... avoid!

    [​IMG]
     
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    nice im hungry too
     
    ardoyne celt, May 29, 2011
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  20. foxybhoy67

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    its that big massive red one at the top!
     
    foxybhoy67, May 29, 2011
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