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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Rossenspeil, Mar 11, 2012.

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  1. LeetabiX. Guest

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    LeetabiX., Mar 17, 2012
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  2. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    We have a winner.

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    Callum McGregor, Mar 19, 2012
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  3. Rossenspeil

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    'Just ate a caramel log .. most of it is on the carpet .. hahaha'

    :97:

    Somebody get me Reuters on the phone...
     
    Rossenspeil, Mar 21, 2012
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  4. tommybhoy6

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    People really get * off with my Celtic posts (I get steaming, bored and end up posting some youtube videos) but whenever I post hilarious jokes or inciteful (inciting? lol) comments I get * all.

    "That awkward moment when we actually do land on the moon and there's no American flag" 0 Likes 0 Comments

    Then my cousin (girl):

    "Has learned tonight the only man I can trust is my daddy" 34 Likes 8 Comments

    Just * me off.

    Then you see someone the next day and they say "saw your post last night - quite funny"

    * then comment!!!
     
    tommybhoy6, Mar 21, 2012
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  5. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    got a curry for lunch.. * has been on fire since 1 ocklock.
     
    James, Mar 21, 2012
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  6. TIM O'Brien

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    Maria L*****
    me and lewis sitting stuffing our faces...but he is a fat pig lol
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    Like · · 41 minutes ago via BlackBerry ·
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    Lewis - Me aha lol wit hiv a tld ye aboot tkn aboot yersel lol
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    Maria-Who's the wan sat way 2 big bags ah sweets lol x
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    Lewis- Aye bt only wan eh thum is open lol 4 now lol
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    Maria - And what lol xx
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    Lewis - N ur munchin um tae lol so does at make u a pig tae lol OINK OINK
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    Maria - Naw I have had 2 piggy xx
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    Lewis- * 4 now
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    These two idiots are sitting in the same room as each other

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    TIM O'Brien, Mar 22, 2012
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  7. GavCFC1

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    Get the ones from a group of guys I used to go to school with:

    "anyone goat a gaff for me and da boays?" (someone sent him a picture of a goat)

    "yaldi mwi the night kwalityyyy"


    Also the stupid boots that say "goodnight Facebook" as if it is gonna reply to them
     
    GavCFC1, Mar 22, 2012
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  8. Jungle Bhoy

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    Oh dear! I'm guessing they dogged more lessons than attended? :bbpd:
     
    Jungle Bhoy, Mar 22, 2012
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  9. GavCFC1

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    Also got some stupid wee lassie who constantly posts that "her h8rs r her motiv8rs"
     
    GavCFC1, Mar 23, 2012
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  10. kris_bhoy_1916

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    Shannon ********
    It's friday let's go let's go let's go * mentol!

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    Jordan *** Cause Ur nae bam fsfs
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    I really do have a red face for them.
     
    kris_bhoy_1916, Mar 23, 2012
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  11. GavCFC1

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    This was a 100% real post.

    "what a * day got knocked back by deal or no deal and a million pound drop, now I'll never be famous"
     
    GavCFC1, Mar 23, 2012
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  12. sh4rk3y

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    Hate anyone who says 'What is the number for...' or 'Does anyone know the address for ... or how to get there'

    GOOGLE IT YOU * NUT!
     
    sh4rk3y, Mar 23, 2012
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    "im sorry mummy this life is a party, I aint ever growing up! One word, 2 silabahingys - BUCKFAST! :D"

    "silabahingys" is meant to be "syllables", I'm assuming. There's nae hope for this lassie!
     
    Ryan 1888, Mar 23, 2012
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  14. Jungle Bhoy

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    The bath of a tan-a-holic
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    :42: :99:
     
    Jungle Bhoy, Mar 23, 2012
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  15. evilbunny1991

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    My * it looks like a toxic waste dump. :38:
     
    evilbunny1991, Mar 23, 2012
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    "never drinking again". Want to make a bet you dense bint?
     
    ORIGINALS, Mar 23, 2012
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  17. boruc1

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    haha! every night u get that
     
    boruc1, Mar 23, 2012
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  18. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    looks like a broke toilet cistern
     
    James, Mar 23, 2012
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  19. GavCFC1

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    this is slightly off topic but still related:

    was in the middle of a conversation with one of my mates then he replies "*" i was just sitting there like * until he says his dad fraped him and i was in hysterics at it :56::56::56:
     
    GavCFC1, Mar 23, 2012
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  20. AhmaTim

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    huns conversion Baptismal afterwater

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGMmmeNhcAg&feature=related"]This house is clean - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    AhmaTim, Mar 23, 2012
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