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Worst chat up lines?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by ellboy, Jun 6, 2008.

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  1. kingdom kev

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    wish i`d known half of them when i was younger i`d have been the casanova of sandyhills well either that or i`d have shagged a lot more chicks,don juancfc
     
    kingdom kev, Jun 7, 2008
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  2. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    a very romantic: I wanna * you like an animal


    and it worked!
     
    Overkill187, Jun 7, 2008
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    Are you an official here?
    because you've officially given me a *!
    60% of the time, it works... EVERYtime.
     
    Colin McRae, Jun 7, 2008
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    badly stolen from blades of glory and anchorman :p
     
    MartyC, Jun 7, 2008
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  6. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    Still waiting for: I'm a sophisticated * robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady
     
    Overkill187, Jun 7, 2008
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    :50:
     
    Colin McRae, Jun 7, 2008
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    "orite..i just got kicked out my flat can i kip at yours"?
     
    GlasgowTim, Jun 7, 2008
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  9. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    I have lost my number, can I have yours :rolleyes:
     
    Overkill187, Jun 7, 2008
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    I heard the worst chat up story years ago.

    A friend ( no not me) was travelling home from work in the same bus for a year or so and took the fancy for a girl who would get the same bus just about every day. Eventually she chose the seat next to him and the conversation went.... lol

    Friend, " Hi, what you up to tonight"?
    Girl, "Popping round to my Sisters for tea"
    Friend replied in a Lord Vader voice, "So you have a Siiiissster".

    Sure enough she got off a few stops sooner than the norm. Don't know if that was her Sister's stop or not lol.
     
    Metrobhoy, Jun 7, 2008
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    alrite doll huv ye seen ma new watch??
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    here it is it can tell me stuff aboot ye!!
    like wit???
    well its tellin me ur no wearin any knickers!!!
    am ur wearin knickers
    aw rite then,, it must be fast!!!
     
    superswede, Jun 7, 2008
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    are u a celtic fan or a rangers fan,,,a rangers fan,,i love * the huns
     
    tim park, Jun 7, 2008
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    "fancie a dance?" lol ( as if)
    i would probably rather go home alone than dance
     
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    GlasgowTim, Jun 7, 2008
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    The good thing about the "old firm" is that you can find out if people are from the dark side or not by asking an innocent little question about sport.
     
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    could you hold my pint while i go for a *?:56:
     
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    is that what the burds say to u,,,

    i say im off to see the reluctant tortoise
     
    tim park, Jun 7, 2008
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    you obviously dont go out in hamilton.lol
    are you doing any of the games today?
     
    Craigyjac., Jun 7, 2008
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    get a womens attention then wiggle your finger at her and when she walks over ...say if i made you * with 1 finger just imagine what i can do with 2.that always works:56::56::50:
     
    alsybhoy, Jun 7, 2008
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    Belter haha :56:
     
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    It's not a line as such but telling a girl that you have just split up with your girlfriend(and only sexual partner) of x years because you caught her cheating with your best mate always works a treat. Sympathy vote all the way!!

    Worst chat up line I've heard and this is no joke - one of my mates pull a tissue out of his pocket and say - are you up for some hanky panky - * brutal.
     
    vcfc, Jun 8, 2008
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