Whats the funniest thing your heard someone shout at a game?

against st mirren earlier in the season and ref gave a dodgy decision anyway the ref was bald and a guy two rows in front of me stands up and shouts ya baldy * ref he then takes his hat off and points to his head shouting see i'm baldy tae but am no a * had me in sticthes

 

Arghhh cringeeeee! People like that need put down!

 

Against AC Milan when Gilardino dived in the box: 'Ya cheating spaghetti munchin *'

At a game a few years back and this guy was absoulutely obsessed with how good a game Mjallby was having. Every time he touched the ball the guy screamed, 'ah * love you Mjallby'. After about half an hour of awkwardly sitting next to him someone eventually plucks up the courage to turn round and say, 'sit down ya *....that's Varga.....Mjallby left a year ago'. Everyone was howling and the guy never uttered another word the rest of the game.

 

This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time...Way to go Bhoys!

 

game against aberdeen this season at pittodrie when emilio broke his ankle

it was the aberdeen goalie gonzalez with his hair, lads infront of us started singing

"is thaaaaaaaaaaat a * bird in goals , is that a * bird in goals !"

was funny as *

 

MON 1st season I was working in Dublin anyway for the SCF against Hibs me and my house mate (an arab fan) went to frazers O'Connell St and Lenny done something decent I shouted top of ma voice C'mon Danny Lennon the pub was in hysterics

 

When we played Barca in Champions League few years back in Brighton Supporters club Messi came on screen and guy next to me shouted out "git to * ye * i bet your house is a right tip"

 

Always remember being at a cup game against Greenock Morton at Parkhead, it's pretty quiet and a guy stands up and shouts "COME ON MORTON!"

Cue everyone around slowly turning round, Western Saloon style...

Guy clearly miffed: ".........WEIGHORST, * SAKE!" haha.

 

We were playing Kilmarnock a few years back and a guy behind me stands up and shouts "f**k you Jim Jeffries....you can stick your grill up your a**e!" there was confused silence before he proceeded to say " oh no wait, that's George Foreman". Absolutely mental.

 

first gamke i ever went to was the peter grant testemonial against bayern munich,we lost 2-1 klinsman scoring twice,forget who scored the celtic goal,anyway it was ma mates brother who took me up to CP,i didnt know him that well but when the game kicked off hje turned into a right madman,babble,helmer and ziegler where his targets for some reason,

'babble!! ya babbling * that ye are!

helmer went to get the ball for a throw in,ma mate pipes up' * up helmer fudd'

then randomly stands up and sticks his middle finger up at ziegler 'Zeigle that ya *!

had me in stitches,so out of the blue

 

Can anyone remember the chubby ballboy a couple of years ago who ran over to the away fans (I'm taking a wild guess at Aberdeen) to get the ball. They were giving him pelters about being fat and he stuck his middle finger up and got the biggest cheer of the day.

 

Years ago at CP a guy in front of me got up and shouted "that * a *!"

 

Sion this season at CP. there keeper went down after that tangle with Samaras and the Sion physio came on the park. he must of been in his 70's. was wearing a red track suit from head to toe. white beard and glasses. someone a couple of rows behind me shouted out 'you get ma letter, Santa?'

 

*!

 

best one i ever heard like that was "that dicks a *"

 

That may have been me, I've done that before and everycunt buckled around me

 

Many years ago was at a midweek game at CP with my Dad (RIP), there were three old blokes who were constantly complaining about Willie McStay being in the team, when Willie came over to take a throw in one of the old guys shouted, "Willie you only get a game cause it's in your brothers contract" later he went down after a foul and the same guy shouts "stay doon Willie, your badly injured" !!

 

Several years ago, must have been around 1975 or 76 a Hun I knew had a ticket for the Celtic end but assured me he would get over into the Rangers end. So just before KO he calls over a big Police seargent and reveled he was really a Hun and wanted an escort across. The Polis guy just looked at him and said well you really are a Silly Billy then pointed and mouthed to the Jungle, "D.O.B." Never have I seen a guy run so fast in my life. The Hun leaped the hoarding and ended up being arrested.

 

Wasn't quite shouted out but at Tannadice sometime in the 90's I think, was behind the goal when it was still terracing.

At half time we were standing there and a bit of a commmotion started behind us, some wee old guy was going mental, turns out the guy behind him (pretty drunk) had just * down the back of his trousers. The wee old guy was giving the drunk guy pelters when he got the reply "shut up ya orange bastart!"

Don't think I have ever seen a human go so red as the old fella did before screaming in the drunk guys face "you can * on my leg but don't ever call me an orange *!"

Everyone within earshot just creased over ,having a wee chuckle as I write this now :icon_mrgreen:

 

The 9-0 game last season vs Aberdeen, I was in the main stand quite close to the sheep and a group of our fans were chanting "we can see you sneakin out", then a voice came from around me, not sure exactly where, but the guy shouted "AYE LONG WI' HAME IN A TRACTOR" lol was random but funny