Victoria Beckham

ffs shes cracking bird.... scottish are very choosy, a few scoops and any port in a storm

 

Aye, i would but after a few pumps she would be broken in two

 

admit it celticmad a few pumps and your confidence would be broken in two.......

 

I don't know whether or not it's the alcohol, but that post made me * laugh hard.

 

id give her an owl go for the craic like , she'd really be a tidy job id she'd eat a * sandwhich though!

 

hmmmm posh * or * posh? dunno she's not exactly bragging rights for the day is she?

Too skinny I like my women to have actually eaten in the last three days...

 

Allll nighttt lonnnnnggggg

Lol
in otherd words yes

she would snap probably

but yes

 

Nah I'd rather * off than * her, couldn't face the shame of having David's sloppy seconds.

 

I second that.
Although I must say the * are a turnoff for me. Enlargements are sexy to look at under the clothes, but that's about it.

 

Ad rather have Davids sloppy seconds than a random jakeballs seconds any day lol

 

uh hu, so you would refrain from ramming your nadger between her baby oiled *?



















and I did say I wouldn't * her, not baby oil * * her

 

I would * her rotten

 

If I was into that I could go buy some of those silicon things myself and have a go whenever I wanted.

I don't know, the fake thing is a major turnoff for me. If she still had the original smaller ones, then wouldn't be a problem.

While I'm back in this thread, I think all the "she's gross I detest her" people might have angry * with her. Something to consider at least. :bbpd:

 

i would ruin her more pics more pics

 

id pump her every night and twice on a sunday...in fact i wouldnt get off her to take a *...... some of you guys must get laid more than me... she's defo a candidate for a boneing.