Upcoming old firm game

2-0 celtic

 

2-1 to the tic

 

Hoping for the win. This will be my first old firm game.

 

6 blue noses lurking

 

Again how do you work that out cos they went against the grain and said Celtic will get beat against them ,Its a poll and people can pick any option from it ,how it is.

 

Celtic 2-0 Rangers (Stokes, Juarez)

My only worry is that usually a new player's first OF game passes them by. There is a huge ammount of pressure being placed on this one and I hope the new guys can handle it. I can't remember someone's first old firm game being there best? We have a huge ammount of OF debutants whereas Rangers will have around 1 or 2. BUT I still think we are classier and I hope they do not park the bus as this has all the credentials to be a cracker!

 

Clearly hope we win but i think it will be a case of having to take every chance on goal cus I have a dirty stinking feeling in my gut that Miller will have a good one against us in his current form. (always * scores even in * form!!)

SO, summing it up, as long as we score more than them, I think we have a good chance of winning

 

1-0 Hooper.

 

Zheng Zhi

 

The legend that is Lubo Moravcik

 

defo plus Sutton in 6-2 game

 

Juninho

 

i would have wrote no last year but really think this team is coming together and is going to be great, COME ON THE HOOPS!

 

win !! simple as that we are a good team and playing well why wouldnt we be confident

 

I think I'll wait and see what happens this weekend before casting my vote.

 

Having watched that wee shitebag nasesmith and whittaker with Scotland if we can't sort those 2 out, we want to chuck it, the wee runt *'s it at every tackle and kirky is rotten:bbpd:

 

Who's Kirkwood?

 

Hmmm... predictions, predictions, predictions can be dangerous things.

1. Ol' man Weir to score a hatrick... of own goals.

2. 'Elbows' McCulloch will kung-fu kick the Ref, De Jong style. As a result of this the closest Celtic player will subsequently be booked for not being in between McCulloch & said referee when the kick found its mark.

3. Kyle Laffable will be looking to emulate some of his previous subtle (& not so subtle) simulations. Upon going down in the box he will point the finger at Forster, claiming the goalkeeper's shadow got in his way.

4. Upon winning his ridiculious penalty appeal (see point 3) the same rodent will then look to permanantly cripple any Bhoy that's within coo-ee of him.

5. In his attempt to go on said cripple mission (see point 4), Laffable will mis-time his assault on Joe Ledley, resulting in him taking out Kenny Miller instead, which puts Miller into a coma. Thankfully he comes out of it... in March.

6. Upon a Shaun Maloney free kick finding the back of the net to make it 6-0 at the break, the forces of darkness will have abandoned virtually every bar in the whole of Scotland, with the exception of a handful of lodges in Govan. The streets will be full of partying Tims when the final whistle goes, whilst the 'peepul' will be cowering in whatever dank hole they normally hide/reside in.

7. 'The Cardigan', Walt, will say that it was closer than the final 9-1 scoreline suggests, pointing out that after trailing 6-0 at HT, they nearly won the 2nd half, by only losing it 3-1.

8. McCoist walks out midway through the second half. Afterwards he announces he received an urgent call to be anywhere else. Later, having decided to go back to pursuing his media career, but being unable to weasel his way back on to Question of Sport, he announces he is hitting the tour circuit, starting at the Glaswegian. Upon being informed this infamous bastion has been closed, the tour will consist of Saturday nights in the company of grubby pisspots in the bars of Govan, reminiscing about the 'good ol' days' of spending £10 for every £5.

9. A monster conga line of Hoops faithful is formed, beginning in the Gallowgate, stretching along Argyle Street, up to Buchanan & then Sauchiehall streets, all through the west end before finishing up - in Dublin!

10. On Monday morning, Sir Minty Moonbeam's MIH goes into liquidation. In possibly the greatest irony in all of Scottish football history, Ipox is sold - to Third Lanark, whose petitiioners are equally amazed that their bid of £1 was accepted. They promptly decide to sell the land for property development.

11. Amid the chorus of 'meeja' hacks laying the blame at the fact R****** had to play in the Champion's League the week before, Jim Traynor is in a state of denial, proclaiming the match a 1-0 win to the Huns on the radio, Hugh Keevins is seen hopping down London Road, one foot lodged securely in his gob & Keith Jackson will proclaim that Neil Lennon is on a campaign to undermine himself as manager... Ewan Cameron is the only person that believes it.

12. The editors of the 'The Hun' & 'The Daily *' unconditionally apologise for every rumour, half truth and bald-faced lie that they have condoned & passed off as news over the past 20 years. To demonstrate their sincerity they announce that they are going to cease all operations with immediate effect.

13. Following the liquidation of MIH, all assets (including RFC & the name itself) have ceased to be. The 'powers that be' at Hampden, realizing how dangerous it is to have so many bluenoses wandering around unchecked, gives approval for the formation of a new club - Scotland's Shame United (SSU).

14. The SFA then announce that SSU will be allowed to play the remainder of the former R****** fixtures for the SPL season. Furthermore, rather than being deducted 9 points for entering administration, because this is a new entity, the SFA announce that SSU will be awarded an extra 9pts - just to ensure they have a 'fair chance'. When pressed for an answer regarding a 'fair chance' of what, no answer is forthcoming from George Peat or any of his cronies.

Then again, when has the SFA ever provided a straight forward answer?

Yep. I predict that if these things all happen, you will find me at Baird's, pretty happy with life & laughing my * off. It wouldn't be that hard to spot - I'd be the one shouting drinks for the whole of Timdom.

 

Their defence aint what it used to be and we have the players to exploit this.

3-1