Trivial things that annoy you?

Some twats just pinched my white spirit.. nothing more annoying when you need to clean up a paint spillage.

 

Jamie Redknapp and Ashley Cole.

I'll leave you to figure out why..................

 

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Whilst going to the shop this morning, I went past the same spot to find a half painted door and white paw prints everywhere. I feel so guilty!

As for my jeans, I searched on Google for solutions on how to remove paint from them. To cut a long story short, yes it did remove most of the paint, but the colour too. Binned. I'll take my shoes around to the cleaners today.

 

People who phone you & go 'guessss whoooo?'

 

Cuddling after *. I'm * roasting as it is, I don't need more body heat!

Just let me sleep!

 

people from scotland who support teams in the premiership....then complain the spl is *

could be better if more people supported teams here rather than down there

 

people that support rangers when there winning & then support celtic when we are winning (glory hunters)

 

People that breath heavily or grunt.

People that think they are amazing with a designer jumper and wear it everyday.

Music/kids/loud people on the bus.

People that expect you to dodge around them when shopping.

Being told to be somewhere at some time then the other person is late.

People that just stop in the middle of a busy street.

When parents can't control their kids and just let them do whatever they like.

When you are trying to read the paper and someone starts talking to you.

Watching TV and someone constantly asking questions about it.

People that wait until they are on the bus before they look for their money.

 

me aswel.let the dug out and the weans aw come in and wind him up.one day he'll bite one ae the wee * and it'll be the dug that gets aw the blame

 

is that all?

 

People that phone YOU up on the house phone and then ask after a few mins 'Are you in the house'

 

the missus complaining that she can hear me breathing,i know its been mentioned as an irritation to other people but i,m not doing it on purpose and i'll die if i don't

the missus squeezing the toothpaste from the top of the tube

the missus complaining when i,ve not replaced the bogroll when she does it all the time

the missus moaning about my snoring when she kicks and fidgets her way through every night,also she talks in her sleep,caught her actually singing the batman theme one night,highly amusing

right thats her out of the way others are

heating a ready meal in the micro and removing the film only for a small sliver to come off the rest having been bonded with industrial strength superglue

barflys when there are plenty of seats in the pub

white transits,when im behind they crawl and when im infront they're up my *(always the case)

my dog trying to hump anything on four legs when im out with him, males included

channel surfing to avoid adverts and being hit with a barrage of ads

the windscreen cleaner running out of water then still having none on my next journey because i've forgot/too lazy to do it when i've got home.

loads more but thats all thing that have happened recently

 

Wee head wrecking * on COD who whistle and sing into the mic between matches. They do my nut in.
Also the question you always get in Ireland. "who do you support?" "Celtic." "I know me too but who in the Premiership?".
Hate they people who think because they are Irish they support us. No you dont! They might watch the odd game and wear the odd jersey but when we are losing to St Mirren on a Wednesday night where are they then?

 

My dog was the same, if it had a pulse he was sorted! Just a list of things we had it away with...

Pillows, Toys, ps3 controller, (yes honeslty), legs, handbags, empty pint glass, sheets, jeans, used to love that stretch arm strong toy! He never got much proper action so he was very frustrated. Was quite a unique dog was Milo!

 

Folk putting a wet spoon in the sugar so the sugar gets lumpy.

 

sounds like a kindred spirit to my dog although the only inanimate object he's tried it on with was his bed.he ran away from me a couple off months ago,missing for just over an hour and came back with an std presenting me with a £49 vet bill,another random irritation

 

Yes, they can be very expensive mate, Milo was a lemon beagle and cost the family £700, when he was a puppy I used to get plenty of attention from the young mum's asking about the dog! Of course I didnt take him for that alone!
Anyway when he was 3 he started taking fits, they got gradually worse and worse and you couldn't help the poor sod one little bit, vet told us he would need to get out of it himself, gave us some miedication for the fits but they still continued, we took him back and gave us more, in the end it was costing £100 a week extra for his vet bills. They always came late at night about (4am) in the fits he would be scared and often they were so bad he would bang his head against heavy objects, kids were terrified and I was gutted because I loved the little fellow. Took him one final time asking for one last chance of medication but vet told us at this stage Milo had brain damage with the amount of fits, put him down when we was only 3, broke my heart but it wasnt fair on him.

Here is a pic of what they look like

 

^^^^sad story mate.must have been hard.

ps.vets are * and just want your money.they don't gee a * about anyones pet

 

Yeah was very hard time mate, yeah vets took the * * out of us and the bills were just ridiculous. When we were going to get him put to sleep, they tried to sell us this animal casket for £35! I wanted to punch the * right in the face, has he not got any sense?