Trivial things that annoy you?

Being told my gas exam renewal is in three days. What sort of notice is that?

 

People who stick loads of self taken photos of themselves up on Facebook, or just generally think there the * business.

 

Haha I keep wondering why I've still got a facebook, 90% of folk on it annoy the * out of me. I hate * who post something, don't get any likes and delete their status.

 

I agree! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

An to add to that, there's one girl on my Facebook that will write about 10 * status updates a day and if any of them don't get any "likes" she deletes it. What's the * point?!?!?!

 

3 days notice.

 

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Like when you do something along the lines of farting and your missus or mam says your "first and second" name together then adds thats * discusting, blah blah blah

waiting in shop ques.... worst ever


Another 1 where most men will agree me is when you have been looking at * for over half an hour to get a good video to * to then your just about readdy with trousers at ankles and hard on at full pelt..................... then you hear the front door opening or the car pull up outside.

surprize surprize its the missus and the we man home!!!! it sucks

 

When people insult your intelligence by blatantly lying to you for the sake of trying to sell you something.

Like the woman in sainsburys earlier trying to sell me hot cross buns like she was about to be slaughtered if she didn't sell them, I Said no its ok I don't eat stuff like that and she said well get them for your daughter they are an excellent source of fruit for children.

Eh??? If I want my daughter to have fruit she will have an apple or strawberrys not a * hot cross bun

 

have to do that every week for my job. always give it the salesman bullshit but never taken it quite that far.

opening a bag of crisps and having to stick half your arm in to reach the terribly small amount of crisps in each bag.

 

When people move into the turn lane at a stoplight on the highway, and never actually fully move into the lane until they get to the line so you're stuck behind then doing 10 km/h until the old fart decides its time to sit diagonally across the two lanes so you have to wait until traffic dies down in the lane beside you and all the arseholes behind you who pull out before you and make it impossible to pass the inert diaper-wearing fart in a 1980s Cadillac.

Also. Women shouldn't drive. Period. I'm a delivery driver and like 6 of them tried to kill me. Along with an old man who was wanting to turn right (left in britland), and instead of waiting for traffic to die down, just pull out into the middle of the road, straddling both * lanes, and just stop, look confused then reverse back into the parking lot.

People who are too impatient to wait in line to turn out of a plaza, if they're turning left (right in brit land, and instead go up the wrong side of the little road in the plaza as someone is turning into the plaza, and forces me and about a half a dozen other drivers to reverse into a large crowd of seniors carrying watermelons and small packages of prunes.

People who go 1 or 2 kms under the speed limit. Just go the * speed limit; your car will NOT burst into flames, hit a bluff then fly into the nearest trash compactor. I'd actually say its safe to go a few over without even having a cop tasing your newborn baby.

People who order diet coke with fried chicken. Trying to watch your figure I see? How about coleslaw instead of macaroni salad and poutine instead of fries? Isn't cheese a vegetable?

People who park their cars diagonally and 3 meters away from the curb. The only excuse for this is if you were trying to figure out how long your car is using pythagoras' triangle. Just let go of the wheel and the car will align itself straight. Don't complicate things by honking your horn and waving your cane frantically, it's not going to work.

If you're going 30 kms over the speed limit and you see a cop coming the other way, on the freeway, don't assume he is going to burst through a concrete barrier, transform into a decepticon, then fist * your tail pipe, then proceed to slam on your brakes as you change lanes into mine (as if I was driving 20 under the speed limit and he was just innocently passing me) leaving us both with worn out tires because of the skidding we both inevitably do.

The merge lane is to match speed. Not to stop and cause a pileup behind you.

No I will not give you free pizza.

No, I will NOT give you free pizza, even if you are an obnoxious 14 year old.

No, I will not give you free pizza, then if not give you a *, even if you are an obnoxious drunk.

I will not take the tricolour down from my antenna, no matter how cool you are and no matter how many badass dragon tattoos you have one your arms. (True story)

Your pizza is not late because I got lost on the 15 second drive you your house. It is because there are other customers, who enjoy ordering their pizza from the top of a mountain, and force me to ride a billygoat to get to their house, which will obviously be easily marked as 17 * street and not "we don't have a number on our house." Yes I did forget your diet coke.

I am sorry the chicken is so greasy, and the grease made the paper bag greasy. Its my fault salads don't taste as salty and that salads are cheaper that 24 pieces chicken, 2 poutines and 14 dinner rolls, mr connoisseur.

Yes it is helpful when you say "its the house with the front door."

Oh boy your paying in nickels and dimes? And there MIGHT be 50 cents in there for me? And I MIGHT have to pay for part of your meal? Good deal. Minimum wage is too much money anyway for me to handle.

I don't carry pennies on me. Why? Because pennies are stupid. When I get pennies, I throw them on the ground, because I remember when it was exiting to find a penny, when I was 4. Here's a nickel.

That's about it. Plus I have random bouts of insomnia, so I'm writing this at 630 am here after getting no sleep. That's pretty annoying too.

 

Usually in my local Sainsburys folk are fine but this particular cow was being pushy as * all for hot cross buns lol

 

or just prefer the taste of diet coke...

 

FFS I think its time you get yourself a new job mate. :icon_mrgreen:

 

Comments under youtube videos like "Im only 15 i listen to this" who gives a *
or discussions about Justin Beiber and lil wayne under a Bob Dylan or Wu Tang video

 

Ring Sting after a nasty trip for a jobbie.

 

English people who cannot pronounce the word drawing they always seem to say drawring whats that about?