Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Back to work tomorrow after three weeks off.

 

American golf fans


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peeling an orange and then trying to get the smell off your hands

 

Its more when you forget that you had one and you put your finger in your mouth later on, that pith taste is * repugnant lol

 

Put a boxing glove on your hand when peeling your orange , no smell on your hand

 

Wash your hands…

 

People thinking that they can give 110% etc, in fact anything over 100% just isn’t possible, people can show commitment without resorting to this mince

 

Adverts that insist their product is 'New and improved'. If it's new...

 

Feeling work burnout on the horizon, holiday in July really cant come quick enough.

 

Personal space invaders… Don’t stand too close to me and have a bit of decency. If I can hear or feel you breathe you are close enough that I’m expecting you of doing something shady.

Also any random junkie/jakey * that tries to talk to you like you should know them or asking for stuff from you. * off and don’t even try and associate with me

 

That’s an effin killer.

 

Much like folk on minimum wage giving it fu gusto, minimum wage, minimum effort. Want me to do a better job give me a better pay.

 

The amount of attempted up selling when trying to buy new trainers in Schuh.
Do you want new crocs or sandals for summer, do you want new sports socks, do you want protector spray, do you want a £3 canvas bag?
No, I just want the * trainers that I chose. If I’d wanted any of the other * I’d have asked for it.
Would put me off going back there.

 

Fran Alonso’s range of sports jackets, looks like a detective from 80’s tv show

 

I remember Frankie Boyle going on about people doing ‘work experience?’ in Poundland, saying imagine working in a place where everything is worth a £1, EXCEPT YOU

 

Hahaha so * true

 

you would need to put two on surely or did you mean put both hands in one glove?

 

Often the phrase is “peel an orange in his pocket.” The idea is that someone is so cheap, he will peel a piece of fruit inside his pocket so no one will see it and ask for a bite.

 

Business that never answer the phone. Called my local pharmacy 3 times this morning and they just ignore the * phone.

Staff shortages or not answer the * phone ffs