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Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Dáibhí, Jul 13, 2014.

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  1. Garrymac1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Maybe it's finding you naked all the time? She might think you've another wummin when it's down to Celtic?
     
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    * stupid average speed cameras on the M8. Never knew they were there and I was doing 70 the entire way through. Absolutely no signs anywhere. *
     
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    Drive backwards the way you came at the same speed and it might reset the cameras?
     
  4. dortmunder

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    When the 90 minutes are well and truly up, everyone knows it and the ball goes out for a goal kick. The ref waits for the kick then blows with the ball in midair. Annoys me immensely...
     
  5. Garrymac1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Not sure if this should be in the annoy you or make you happy thread.

    Why the * would anyone * be in the politics thread after a day like today? Debating when they should be happy, happy happy bhoys and ghirls.
     
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  6. McChiellini..

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    Just reading the story of a wee * Alex Tye there on my news feed..

    What a dirty horrible, horrible wee *..
     
  7. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Treating yourself to a Chinese takeaway for first time in over a year and spend next hour vomiting and * it up.
     
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  8. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    Shrinkflation getting ridiculous now. My Mrs just gave me a McVities Gold biscuit. Before opening it I held it up between my fingers and like wow these things are tiny now. Until now I hadn't had one in years but I remember them being as big and chunky as Uniteds. Uniteds and 54321s were what chocolate biscuits should be. I could rattle about 4 packs of Golds now and still want more.
     
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    I've started calling 4 packs of boosts boo's, because that's literally where it comes up to now lol

    Also fruit and veg? I mind eating an apple used to be an event now it's a 2 bite affair, was it because I was wee or have they seriously gotten tiny?
     
  10. Forestbhoy66 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Watching the Italian job for the thousand time. It’s a film, not real, but big William……come on. All the * had to do was take it steady on those roads ffs. Still spit nails whenever it gets to that scene . Must get out more……it is trivial things after all lol
    :50:
     
  11. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    Sea chantes
     
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    That fekkin O-Maze wumman…

    the grin and gushing voice are enough to make me want to burn her amazing house down while she’s inside and tied to the ridiculous looking sofa.
     
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    * who stand outside the stop waiting as the bus arrives when it's not even their * bus. Move out the way ye *.
     
  14. Conjuring_Obey Gold Member Gold Member

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    Adding to that the clowns that stand next to their car because they can’t get in yet due to traffic. Have common sense and wait on the pavement until traffic is passed then get in your car instead of standing on the road like a total moron.
     
  15. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    The amount of road works in the East End of Glasgow right now.
     
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  16. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Ignorant neighbours who never take the * bins out.

    6 years and this one ignorant sow doesn’t even say hello yet I take her bins out every week!

    Does she think the bin fairies do it?

    She also steals folks parcels! There are five of us who have had to tell Amazon, DPD, Post Office etc that under no circumstances do you leave a parcel with the klepto! (We all chap her door to ask for our parcels and she either ignores us or comes to door and says “nope!” Then shuts door again!)
     
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    Those 'power pack' plugs (wall warts). Why does the wire always have to come oot the top end with the inevitable tight bend doonwards?
     
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    Typo's in the headlines of online news articles, it's like 5 * words, how can you no see that you've wrote 'car' twice? What's your editor doing? Fingering his hoop?
     
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    Just as bad on TV. BBC Breakfast couple of days ago - "Tory Doner row". Shouldn't be letting school leavers do the captions...
     
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    I'll have have lamb one with extra chillis