Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Ye spray it on a windy day

 

Hope shes turned up okay

 

Aye turned up about half 12 that night greetin like * at the door, she’s a wee cat that was sleeping under the neighbors decking so I took her in. Wee * runs the house now.

 

Neighbours two cats come and go in our place too. One of the greets at the top of the stairs until you go up and walk down with her

 

Aye mines does that until you let her out, you walk down the stairs though and she * off in the kitchen as if to say feed me or give me a treat. It’s a neighbors cat but she was in some state and living outside fleas and ticks on her, I went round and said the cat was coming in and out the house and the woman couldn’t give a * tbh.

 

The half wild cat that comes into my garden is ok, he thinks the garden is his, gives me a look then lyes back down, looks in the front window some times. The * allows a field mouse, vole or what ever creature get the run of my shed thro the winter. I have repeatedly told the half wild to catch and eat the * or no more sleeping in my garden.

 

I know there are two ways to for basel to be spoken ,the first time i came across them was in 1963 in the European Cup they were known as Basle ,,,,,prononced Bal now every one calls them Basel , i still prononce them Bal

 

And if those * never beat us in the Champions League qualification then Seville would have never happened.

 

Was that steaming yesterday I didn't even feel how much I'd * my heel..

Trainer socks and trainer's * it..

 

Pulled a hot bird uptown last night. She takes my phone, adds me on Snapchat, fb, instagram etc, texts me her number, texts me once she gets home etc, says fancy a Nando’s on Sunday.

Text her this afternoon and after a couple texts she stops texting back ‍♂️ women are a strange bunch.

 

She's saw something she didn't like on one of your profiles obviously!

 

I believe you're talking about transgenders.

 

she will be making up her mind wether to take it up the *

 

I went to check if the kids were on holiday today, and got a reminder from East Lothian Council that the Battle of the Boyne was one of the most viewed "holidays" on their website. Showing their true colours.
https://publicholidays.co.uk/school-holidays/scotland/east-lothian/

 

So the batitle of the boyne is a holiday in Scotland if you work for East Lothian. All the Tims that work for them should take the day off work

 

Being told to sit down in the standing section at Celtic Park on Sunday.

Why the * did some * buy tickets for the standing section and insist on being sat down for the game?!

 

The heavy breather in the cubicle next to me

Shut up man

 

Teuchters/Annoying accents at the football.

Had the displeasure of sitting beside 3 wee guys with the most annoying accents ever at Broony's testimonial. How do you manage to acquire a Glasgow Uni accent at the age of 10? Brutal.

Used to think the 2 student dicks that sit near me and talk about Grey's Anatomy all game were annoying but I'd take that any day of the week over that torture on Sunday.

Example:

Boy 1: Ntcham looks really old, what age is he like thurty?

Boy 2: *titters like a wee lassie* Oh my * Andrew, he's only like twunty!

Boy 3: No way! Did he really think Ntcham was thurty?

Boy 4: Yah, he totally did! *titters like a wee lassie part 2*