Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

When you dip your hand in a hula hoop packet expecting at least 1 more only to find there isn't even a couple of broken * in the corner..

 

People who drive on country roads slow as * in front of you, and every time you get a safe part of the road to overtake they speed up. *

 

Was it beef anaw?

 

I would've licked in the packet if it was beef. Only cheese and onion left

 

Cheese and onion are * bangin as well to be fair.

 

Aye but it's like a bag of ready salted compared to beef in hula hoop terms

 

Pretty much drove the entire length of the A9 the other day with this daft bin in a E-on van doing this.

On the single carriage way was constantly going from 42mph to 50mph and back again, about 13 trucks behind her and then as soon as it hit the dual carriageway she sped up to 60mph+ so trucks couldn’t over take.

She nearly caused a fair few crashes by frustrating other car drivers.

 

Tbh I think the oul doll today was doing it on purpose. Country road which you can comfortably do 50-60. she sat at 30-35 and then sped up on the only three parts of the road you can overtake. Sounds logical safer straighter part of the road you speed up, but she would floor it.
Someone with less patience would easily get caught out, then boom there in the ditch and the bitter out * drives off with a grin on her bake.
At least you've a big wagon to freak them out and put them in their place lol

 

Have to do it with Daily updates on your old man whos had a stroke through text messages, cause you have to work. Not really sure what's going on and it * me off. Only thing I know he has a MRI scan tomorrow, not sure what else the * is going on/ First time in my life I wish I was unemplyed.

 

David Dimbleby, horrible * of a man.

 

Got a pack of sports mixture and they taste nothing like they use to, * it all.

 

That nivea advert with the Liverpool players shaving their chests..

 

People who see the word "vegetarian" or "vegan" and feel the need to reply with some * like "I'll stick to my big juicy steak, thanks! Couldn't give up my chicken nuggets haha!". * up. Nobody cares. And I'm not even vegetarian or vegan.

 

How much of a shambles my work becomes when the owner isn't in, he's a * of a guy but he at least knows what he is talking about and can make a decision about a job that doesn't take hours unlike the 3 gaffers below him who take hours to do anything productive.

 

Sorry to hear that Vinny. I hope he's OK.

 

Someone holding a door for you even when your miles away then you have to put on a jog to the door then act grateful for it.

 

Every time I log in I’m greeeted by this reminder we got pummelled in Russia.

Someone do an wee news story about smashing the Huns in the cest pit to make this blip disappear

Trust a Shelby to * up your day

 

Just realised this is the home win. Not sure what’s worse. The fact we hammered them at home and lost so bad away

 

After all these years i still can't do the spock
hand sign, * my life.

 

Same with my place.

A managers mate got made a supervisor and he doesn’t have the faintest idea how to do his job and shys away from any task that requires an ounce of responsibility