Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

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Aye, this

 

And when you finish a phone conversation with someone like that, it’s ended bye, bye bye, bye bye….etc…. Drives me * mad.

 

Geordies

they’re * loudmouth chav arseholes
Hate that * accent.
Wish they would all jump in the Tyne and drown.

 

That explains a lot.

 

'It's not my first rodeo'

It's no a rodeo and if it were it would definitely be your first, fuckstick..

 

People who claim to not like Still Game, or worse People who have not seen it

 

Trying to get online quotes and they always ask for email and phone number or just phone number.
I want quotes without having to speak to some * trying to pressure me into buying.
When they put space for comment I always put down that I don’t want called.
Last one that called I asked what company they worked for and left an email to their boss that they lost a good sale because their illiterate employee called me.

 

Being forced to set up account (username, password and *) even if you're doing some one-off purchase or whatever
Also - * apps

Bring beck * behind a counter

 

Byker Grove was a strange show. None of the kids seemed to have parents. Just hung about the youth club all day every day

 

That * Gordon Ramsey kitchen nightmares show.
He is an ex hun, so he's already a * but him, his show annoy the * out of me. My daughter likes it cause she's training to be a chef.

Literally every single restaurant he does has the exact same problem when he looks in their fridge/freezer area. Nothing labelled. Out of date rotting food. The exact same every episode.

If you knew Ramsey was coming to your restaurant (which u would do cause u need to apply to go on the show), would u not clear out your fridge n freezer so as not to embarrass yourself? Would u not have * in slightly better order so u don't look like an idiot on t.v?

That, and him thinking he can get away with shouting at everyone and throwing insults about...Someone is going to bloomer him right in the coupon one day and he'll deserve it

 

Knowing he's a hun and due to my anxiety when someone is shouting at me, I dont see why he wouldn't get a very powerful uppercut into his chin if he started on me.
Btw its all fake and you know it. Just to make entertainment.
My misses started watching Love island, so bland, all the characters are boring and predictable absolute shower of * and only one bird on there has a nice face that has not been destroyed by fillers. Its all well and good to be entertained but its the influence, see my bird is quite down to earth but if she thinks this is something to aspire to, or any other girl for that matter than we should all be worried.

 

Just texted my weed dealer ''after a half ounce mate what have you got *''.

Was texting my bird at the same time now i have to explain that...