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Toilet Etiquette

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Peej, Feb 24, 2015.

Discuss Toilet Etiquette in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. Oak Aged

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  2. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Aye ok then.
     
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  3. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Urgh don't even get me started on this subject! :smiley-laughing002:

    Because I have to frequent motorway service stations quite a bit (for gay * *) I have to deal with disgusting toilet goings on.

    My one pet hate is when I go for a * and there is about 10 free cubicles I always go for the furthest away one and some * comes in and decides to go into the one right next to you!

    And without fail they * like a nuclear bomb going off.
     
    TimFloyd, Feb 28, 2015
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  4. TheHolyGoalie

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    I hate public toilets. Last time I used one for a * was on a train about 5 year ago and that was an emergency :smiley-laughing002:
     
    TheHolyGoalie, Feb 28, 2015
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  5. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    * thread
     
    StPauli1916, Feb 28, 2015
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    Havent laughed at a thread this much in a but bhoys! The menu of * had me laughing my balls off!

    Cubicles in work (canada) are * weird. They have massive big * gaps between door and wall any * can see through. Usually cover them with bog roll.

    The bogs themselves are * rank swear some * need potty trained at 40
     
    LubosMagic, Feb 28, 2015
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  7. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    San Siro toilets are wonderful
     
    CH4, Feb 28, 2015
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  8. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    I'm regular as *, you could set your watch by my shites.

    If I haven't been drinking I wake at 8am every morning and immediately need a dump and then that's me for the rest of the day. If I've been on the sauce the night before I still wake at 8 for my first * which is a normal *. Then I need a second around 10am and that's usually quite loose. Then around midday I have just green water coming away and then I'm right as rain for the rest of the day.

    I hope you were having your dinner when you read that.
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 28, 2015
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  9. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Yassss.

    I thought it was only me.
     
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  10. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    Does that help and if yes then how so? Does it help the * slide down the plughole without leaving a skid mark on the sink?
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 28, 2015
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  11. Mr. Slippyfist

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    No.

    I don't * in the sink........usually.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 28, 2015
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  12. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    You mean you have a toilet now?

    When did this happen and why was I not informed?
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 28, 2015
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  13. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I shat in one of the toilet sinks at Ibrokes once.

    My new found wealth is none of your concern, chandelier.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 28, 2015
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  14. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    you've changed since you got your first paycheck man.
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 28, 2015
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  15. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    I wrote 'Up The RA' in the toilet in Walkers Bar in Bridgeton. :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 28, 2015
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  16. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I don't work for change anymore dawg, I'm all about dat dolla dolla bill yawl!

    $$$$$
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 28, 2015
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    Reminds me of the story Arthur Miller told about the time he took his fiancé (Marilyn Monroe) home to meet his parents.

    She needed the toilet so asked to be excused. When she got to the toilet she realised it was just above the room where the Miller's were and didn't want them to hear her go so she put the taps on to disguise the noise.

    Next day Arthur Miller calls his da.

    " What did you make of Marilyn Dad ?"
    "Nice girl. * like a horse."
     
    StPauli1916, Feb 28, 2015
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  18. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I saw a guy going into Walkers bar once.

    He was in a wheelchair.

    I thought it ironic at the time.....
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 28, 2015
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  19. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    Wearing a Celtic top at the time too I might add.
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 28, 2015
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  20. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    I seen a guy walking into Wheelers Bar once. At first I thought, ouch. Then I thought it was ironic just like you.
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 28, 2015
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