Things that annoy me

i forgot bill leckie and charlie nicholas

 

My brother (sometimes):icon_mrgreen:

The Huns

Impacstok

I'm SUPPRISED he didn't sart this topic:icon_mrgreen:

 

1. * who wander through supermarkets with a daft phone thing sticking out their ear.9 times out of 10 there's no reception.

2. Arseholes who don't indicate right till the lights change.

3. Garlic.

4. Realising my body is not as efficient as it used to be.

5. Scottish weather.

6. JVOH

7. Doing DIY that does not work out.

8. Gardening.

9. Anything to do with silicone. (except *!)

10. Not getting results when we play in Europe.

I could quote more but I'll save them for a later date !!:bbpd:

 

Eurovision Song Contest

The programs associated with the Eurovision Song Contest

Wendy Alexander

SNP

Old People who complain about something so irrelevant they've forgotten what they were complaining about after 5 minutes of moaning.

Busy trains

Busy trains when no one moves when you have to get off

Rangers Fans

Neds/Junkies/ etc.

My phone being *

Working when its freezing

Working when its roasting

Working in general

Celtic loosing

That camp weatherguy who suddenly appeared and looks odd

Ill

 

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Whats wrong with JVOH?

 

junkies
neds
racists
gays
orange men
bmw drivers
4x4 drivers
female drivers
old drivers
an old wifey driving a bmw 4x4
new labour
fascists
torys
power hungry teachers
english media
scottish media
pessimists

 

Not my cup of tea.

I would not let him clean the boots for the reserves.

An imposter. Lazy. Half hearted.

He will be found out this season.

I appreciate many like him, but I do not.

 

Huns and sons of huns, people with red hair, people with no hair.
Snobs, yobs and pretentious *. Burds with moustaches and smart * bankers. Turds oan the street that stick to my feet. Guys that carry 'man bags', auld bags that carry handbags, fat women wearing leggings and * tubes, catching ma zip in my auld grey pubes. Posers, losers and drinking in * up boozers, boy racers with their 'here i come music' blazing oot from their wee pimped racers. Answering the door to some * who wants to change my electric supply to a cheaper one, when we both know he's talking *, taking my big dug for a walk when it's * doon at night. Awaking out of a drunken sleep, oan the flerr, *, freezing no blankets in sight, listening to the Mrs spewing her *. Standing in Gregg's at the end of the Q and finally getting served by the fat burd called Bet only to be told "we've nae mere baguettes!"

 

someone farting in a lift

* on the toilet seat

fat burds in clothes obviously too small for them

people who walk slow and always seem to nick out in front of you when your in a hurry to get somewhere

rain

snow

huns

bigoted huns

delusional lying arrogant huns

andy goram

bill leckie (man needs a * good beating)

the anti cannabis brigade

the political correctness fuktards

the blairs (another two who need a good * beating)

neds/chavs/kevs whatever you call them, arm the little * and dump them in iraq/afghanistan lets see how * hard they are then. *.

more but now i've thought of all the above i'm * off!

 

Cheating South Americans and Mexicans.


I have to put up with them every international match for US as well.

Only saving grace is when we play canada. :/

 

Dida!

Merk!

That * stupid "fan"!

 

when you go for a * after a hard night on the booze and the smell lingers for ages throughout the whole * house despite using all 6 cans of lavender haze.

 

* outside next time?

 

nah someone might see my bare *. plus the pc brigade might tell me to pick it up..