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The random questions thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 9, 2017.

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  1. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Why do huns keep breathing.
     
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    When the pope dies does he get promoted or fired?
     
  3. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    Who was Wrigley thinking about ?
     
  4. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Is it a sports person?
     
  5. packybhoy Administrator Administrator

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  6. packybhoy Administrator Administrator

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    What can I do for you Mr Wrigley?
    Yeah mate, my usual bi weekly number 1.

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  7. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    when my budgie go's to sleep at night, why doesn't it fall off it's perch ?
     
  8. paulpaul17

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    What is a "Celtic da"

    Seen a few folk say it on twitter, is it a meme?
     
  9. CalgaryBhoy

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    Do you drink your beer warm or cold in Scotland?

    And if you drink it warm, what the *?
     
  10. Bunk Moreland

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    Hu Flung Dung?
     
  11. Bunk Moreland

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    It's a gay phrase, dunno what it means.
     
  12. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    what was there before the big bang? If there was nothing then how did it all happen?

    answer that one..

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  13. Bunk Moreland

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    Ummmm...yeah... I'll get back to you on that one
     
  14. weeg

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    Actually there wasn't nothing there was still mad particles then one day for whatever reason back then there was a reaction and that caused an explosion but that's just a theory my theory is the previous universe eventually contracted causing a subsequent explosion aka big bang but the real question is why are oranges called oranges and lemons not called yellows?
     
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  15. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    To keep bams out. I used to work in a Shell garage and if I was on a Friday or Saturday night shift I'd keep the door locked through the night.


    Why do so many young lassies these days pluck all their eyebrows hairs out and then pen it back in with what looks like Sharpie?
     
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  16. Jax Teller

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    If revenge is a dish best served cold and if revenge is sweet....then is revenge effectively ice-cream?
     
  17. lockerbie-bhoy

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    My 10yr old can do 75 keeps uppies with one foot, I can do 5.
    Do I need to get a paternity test done?
     
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    What is this yank * about people in the UK and Ireland drinking warm beer? We don't drink warm beer unless we're underage and sitting with bags of cans in a car park, or we're getting hammered somewhere without a fridge nearby.
     
  19. Bunk Moreland

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    But if you locked the door then you were closed and not working :56:
     
  20. Bunk Moreland

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    Naw you need to man up :50:
     
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