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The drunk thread!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by irvy7, Dec 8, 2005.

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  1. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Booooooooooo.

    Strictly 4 My Bottles.
     
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  2. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    I was watching American Pie there on itv2 and Finch said that exact line, I never realized the word cretin was so popular.
     
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  3. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    whyz de apple naked?
     
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  4. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    The definitions of cretin are hilarious.
     
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  5. BuckeyeBhoy

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    Old school bottles of Miller High life ice cold! AND WINGS!!!!!
     
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  6. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    what is a cretin- a hopeless clueless piece of * basically?

    :56:
     
    Jack Torrance, Jul 19, 2014
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  7. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    iz eye a cretin.
     
    Jack Torrance, Jul 19, 2014
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  8. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    Cretin -One who cannot tell the difference between a rabbit and a chinchilla.
     
    M.E.T.H.O.D MAN, Jul 19, 2014
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  9. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    Cretin


    Someone who hangs about mainly in a football club, or park. They drink White Ace cider and tend to wear alot of checkers.

    Cretins like this are on the dole and use all of their money to buy white ace cider. Often they tick alchol from the shop untill their parents/nan gives them more money

    They have 1 best friend (who is equally a cretin) who will worship the ground they walk on and do everything they are told to do.

    Cretins are always drunk and play drinking games. They cause trouble on the streets and everyone laughs at them. Cretins do not realise they have a problem or that they are being laughed at. They think they are just having fun and there is nothing wrong it what they are doing. They also take no pride in their personal appearance and tend to look like woody out of "this is england"
    doc martins
    white ace
    checkers
    football club
    rock music
    cretin
     
    Jack Torrance, Jul 19, 2014
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  10. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    we iz all cretinz.
     
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  11. BuckeyeBhoy

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    I didn't choose the cretin life the cretin life choose me:shamrock:
     
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    cause its sassy


    So sassy

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmApjiJJDpg"]Bubbles - So Sassy - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Captain_Mjällby, Jul 19, 2014
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    I like the non alcoholic pear.


    That's how I roll
     
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    You better watch out because there's a badass over here
     
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    Well cretinism is when someone is born with congenital hypothyroidism, meaning they've a lack of thyroid hormones so will likely have stunted growth, development problems and mental problems.

    So, aye, a cretins just a wee goblin * :icon_mrgreen::smiley-laughing002:
     
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  18. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    Goblin girl from the mystery world

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI"]Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl - YouTube[/ame]
     
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  20. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    * smashed.

    Had 3 beers.Big ones,but still no excuse.
     
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