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The Big Derk Boerrigter Thread

Discussion in 'Ex Players' started by Officer Doofy, Jul 30, 2013.

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  1. SpringburnBhoy

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    Laughing all the way to the * bank.
     
    SpringburnBhoy, Mar 25, 2015
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    Had a genuine wee giggle at the thread title.
     
    Wicker Bhoy, Mar 25, 2015
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    picking up a wage for doing * nothing is where he is.
     
    Jack Torrance, Mar 25, 2015
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    Doing less work than a westminster mp.
     
    wulliebad, Mar 26, 2015
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    He's about as much use as the second half of the Countdown clock.
     
    Lanz, Mar 26, 2015
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    On set of his new movie..

    Twerk on Derk.

    You may also recognize some of his previous work..

    Everyone I Did Last Summer - The Documentary
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    Keano88, Mar 26, 2015
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    hey oh hey

    Where the * is Derk Boerrigter?
     
    Jack Torrance, Mar 26, 2015
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    Drifter, Mar 26, 2015
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    Patter mate
     
    Kong, Mar 26, 2015
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    He's like the Dutch Winston Bogarde.

    Wait...
     
    Don Corleone, Mar 26, 2015
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    * blocked me on Instagram cause I told him he was stealing a wage of us, should just cancel his contract.
     
    BelfastTim, Mar 26, 2015
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    Anyone one else think footballer's wages should be at least halved when they're out injured long-term? I mean just what the * are we paying him for? Must be on at 12-15k. Fans paying £26 for games against Ross County & St.Mirren to help fund this waster's salary.
     
    GazF1888, Mar 26, 2015
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    His birds a belter. Seen her in a celtic top..amazing
     
    Luis1967, Mar 26, 2015
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  15. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    How many games/minutes has he actually played? Seen him in the Ross count game, looked decent, got injured. Think I've heard his name been on the team sheet once since then.


    * gets injured free and he would be good to rotate with Armstrong on the left.
     
    Peej, Mar 26, 2015
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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
    GazF1888, Mar 26, 2015
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    seriously he needs to be offloaded this summer. very quickly.
     
    Creativecelt, Mar 26, 2015
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    The problem is who the * would take him :smiley-laughing002:
     
    richardm, Mar 26, 2015
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    Hopefully some daft midtable Eredivisie side take him on a free transfer. Pretty funny how he went off injured in the 1st half of his debut, sign of things to come or what? Can't think of a more injury-prone player in recent years. Doing modelling work is just ripping the * too.
     
    GazF1888, Mar 26, 2015
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    We should just rip up his contract, offer him a payoff and send him on his way. Every now & then a transfer just doesn't work out, and you have to take it on the chin financially.
     
    Dáibhí, Mar 26, 2015
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