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The best, worst and funniest tweets of the day

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Rendog, Sep 7, 2017.

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  1. Pearse67*

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    Whats the doc called?
     
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    Em no takin that pish
     
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    Ha! Good one!
     
  7. Los Palmas 7 something strange happened Gold Member

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    Kinnell

     
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    Oof - The comments are interesting too.

     
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    Some of that is all too real. By virtue of gender in a hetero relationship the mother will instantly always be the better parent and if a father wants to contest it they would have to take them to court and pay up to and possibly more than £10k, if she stops you seeing your kids the same will apply. FWIW when I split with my ex she was probably the best one to finish bringing my kids up but it should never be predetermined
     
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    Actually a mate of mine in London loss access to his two kids. The wife played the domestic abuse card so he couldn't see them. He wasted £5k in family court trying to get access. Then she started taking half of his decent wage so he quit the job, went on the dole and moved into a housing benefit bedsit. Now she doesn't get much money and the taxpayer pays £1000 a month to pay for his bedsit. He said he'd happily pay the ex if she'd let him see his boys but she said no, so he doesn't pay much. He said he'll tell them truth when they're 18. Sad really.

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    It does work both ways though! There are useless blokes out there as well.
     
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    Unfortunately it can be too late at that point, there is definitely mothers out there who use the kids for their own gain rather than do what's right for the kids.
    Sad story you have outlined above. I ended up in a similar situation about 10 years ago, had to live in the shittiest wee flat and couldn't afford to heat it and it got to the point that in the winter my flat was colder than my fridge :56:
     
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    Eeek! Glad you're doing ok now!

    I should note, it does work both ways though. There are blokes who are just as bad!
     
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    Oh aye definitely, there are * loads of guys who give decent single dads a bad name and to be fair there are probably more * dads than there are mothers
     
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    This is weird.
     
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    Apparently it is part of her show, she is pretending to be a malfunctioning robot or so reddit says anyway
     
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    Well she has good eye movement, no way I could move one eye lid like that
     
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    If she had big * she wouldn't need the eye gimick
     
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    Well those cans look big

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