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The Alan Partridge quotes thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Ache, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. Mr_Hunskelper

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    Micheal: Aye, seen alot of bad stuff in me time
    Alan: what like 3 men in a burning tank going errrrrrrr

    :56::56::56: I just cant get enough
     
  2. stephen88

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    "kiss my face!"

    "the boys are back in the barracks"

    "I'm hitting nine, lynne"

    :bbpd:
     
  3. Ache

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    Come on john, let's go to Sprouston!

    Why would I want to watch massive Michael Bolton lookalikes throwing fridges over bails of hay?

    Stop getting Bond wrong!!

    Uhr, uh hur hur, I wonder who got the power pack? Hu hur. News!
     
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    'Ironic really to think i had a Bob Slay in my class at school, a boy who had no interest in the sport whatsoever'

    [YOUTUBE]yx0FM954mUA[/YOUTUBE]

    '*!!!' That was liquid football'

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  5. DiVHoops

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    "You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth"

    "I have 104 friends"

    "She must have been first in line when * was handing out *"

    Love that show so much, one of my top 5 probably :50:
     
  6. bgmick Gold Member

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    :56:Monkey Tennis ?
     
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    You have got me watching season two again, pure genuis!!!!

    "Balls out of the bath on this one"

    His latest outing the trip was funny, It's not classic by a long shot but still good.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY[/YOUTUBE]
     
  8. Mr_Hunskelper

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    His impression is actually pretty accurate :56:
     
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  10. Ache

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    You've gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa. * sofa!
     
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    Dan...Dan..Dan..........Dan....Dan.....Dan..Dan.Dan.Dan...Dan....Dan....Dan...Dan....Dan...Dan.....

    Lynn's face sometimes, comedy gold!!! Textbook!!!!
     
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    the best bit is when he is interviewing the farmer and halfway through it just goes "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
     
  13. thailandceltic From Immigration to Domination

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    pleasing thread:56:
     
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    the noise he makes after the old dude asks for minstrels is the best.
    I love AP, my favourite british sitcom.
     
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    "I say tomato, you say tomAto....you say tom-a-to (in South African accent)"

    Absolutely loved it...
     
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    Visiting Lynne's Mum's grave - And he yanks up the stereo with music from The Saint :icon_mrgreen:

    Gotta scam going with a 10 inch plate

    Running through the Entire James Bond Catalogue :56:
     
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    "SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER"
     
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    Butter my *!