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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Markybhoy, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. Joe T

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    This many times: I have one brother who still lives at home, so I call home....

    "hello dan (my brother) will you put mam on the phone?"

    "hello mam"

    mam: "is that you Joe?"

    haha. no its the other son you havent got
     
    Joe T, Jan 20, 2013
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  2. Mince.Charming

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    IN THE BARBERS , awrite mate what you up too?
    just getting ma haircut mate . you ? same haha
     
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  3. Mince.Charming

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    answer house phone . where ur ye mate ? in eh house you just phoned it lol in the toilet doin a * if your bein specific?. listen..............plop
     
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  4. fonsai

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    i remember watching an old black and white movie as a kid with me da and asked him ..' in the olden days could people only see in black and white':52:
     
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  5. Mince.Charming

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    no way your colour blind? what colours that ? green mate , how the * do you know that ? your not colourblind!! ok doctor.
     
    Mince.Charming, Jan 20, 2013
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  6. Doire_Bhoy

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    I used to think this too. Well, I used to think that the past was in black and white.

    Not that strange considering all the old photos and films are in black and white.
     
    Doire_Bhoy, Jan 20, 2013
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  7. Mince.Charming

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    plus that micheal jackson song .
     
    Mince.Charming, Jan 20, 2013
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  8. Lecs

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    How the * can a horse drink a cup a tea? I overheard a guy ask his mate that today hahaha.
     
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  9. KingInTheNorth

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    My mate once asked me what floor the ground floor was on.
     
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  10. Doire_Bhoy

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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  11. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    ......and for anyone watching snooker on a black and white telly the blue ball is the one directly behind the green one. :rolleyes:
     
    Buster, Jan 20, 2013
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  12. Scunny8

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    I was in a lift, and asked a guy what number the 5th floor is.

    :54:
     
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  13. DJ CJ

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    If you buy stuff from a shop and the person at the counter asks "would like a bag?". No, I'm just going to juggle it home!
     
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  14. DJ CJ

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    Also when you badly hurt yourself and someone asks if your alright. Of course I'm not * alright!
     
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  15. Doire_Bhoy

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    They ask that because you may have brought your own carrier bag... Tesco's bag for life and that.
     
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  16. DJ CJ

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    Was generally talking about electronics stores etc, shouldn't have said groceries.
     
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  17. Doire_Bhoy

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    Oh aye, that is a bit odd then.
     
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  18. ballandbiscuit

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    haha that fills me with rage
     
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  19. Zander Gold Member Gold Member

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    Me and my Dad were watching MOTD last night...

    Dad: "whos this oan noo?"

    Me: "Man City"

    Dad: " Who they playing?"

    Me: "Fulham"

    Dad: "Is this another London derby then?"

    Me: ....."uhm...MAN City Dad. Manchester City!"

    Dad: "oh * aye. Goin senile"

    :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  20. aeroshady

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    Worked at a Ice Arena for a while.....once had a women come in and ask "excuse me, is the ice cold today?"


    Some others: Both from a Cruise-"what time is the midnight buffet?" And "Which elevator goes to the front of the ship?"
     
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