Stupid Questions.......

My mate's girlfriend a few years ago, "Does the guy who sits behind the ATM get a day off on bank holidays?"

 

hate when people phone the house phone and ask "are you in the house"
its funny but annoys me

 

About a month and a half ago I was walking home with my mate on a really clear night and I said something like "It's cool that all those stars are other suns" to which he replies "Stars aren't suns" and starts laughing. We had a 10 minute discussion about it and by the end of it is stupidity was * me off. The arguement was settled with him saying "ok maybe some of the stars are suns". * idiot.

 

Karl Pilkington has asked a few belters like "Are you in control of your brain or is your brain in control of you". Superb haha. My ex used to ask me mental questions, I remember she asked me "Where do sheep sleep?" I just went 'What!?" And she basically said, well where do they all go when they need to sleep. Hahaha unreal. She also thought Switzerland was in Sweden, never a dull moment when we were together.

 

There's a difference between stupid questions and bizarre questions.

"Where do sheep sleep?" may be odd, but it's not stupid.

 

Years ago I used to live in a flat with intercom and the buzzer would go so I would answer it with a polite hello. doesn't matter who it was they always replied "it's me"..
Oh ok, who the * is me.
That used to get right on my *.

 

shame its all an act.

 

Haha I suppose is it more bizarre than stupid. She also said she worried that a sheep wouldn't be able to protect itself against wolves. She was like 'Well what would it do to it, would it kick it??" I also remember me and my mates were at a bar watching a premiership game, and the linesman looked identical to one of our mates, so we phoned him up and told him to tune in and watch it and see his doppelganger, and he went "Well what does he look like??" Hahaha, I love it though, I've asked really daft questions before. In fact I recently found out that a Panda was a bear, * ridiculous I know, I'm a plonker.

 

"Where abouts in Spain is Greece?"

 

How would a sheep defend itself against a wolf? By trying to run away?

 

Humans, dogs and fences.

 

Good that they evolved them.

 

My Mum when she saw a welding rod that was in my overalls, "Is that the pipes you use at work ?"

 

eh?

'Is the moon just the sun at night?'

 

'Did you get a haircut?'

Nope, just * lost it overnight.

 

It is good that sheep evolved humans, fences and dogs to protect them.

It was an attempt at a witty retort.

 

One time I was on the train to Ayr with my girlfriend and she asked me if Paisley Gilmour Street was in Paisley. Later on in the same train and we were at Prestwick airport train station. She asked if Prestwick was a real place. :smiley-laughing002:

 

Originally Posted by Wrigley
Cant wait, anyone else wear one

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A fair point Timfloyd..


Good few years ago i was down visiting my sister ,she was staying in a wee village called Benson.We were out one day and she saw a signpost that said Benson 1m,she turned to me and asked Whera`s Bensonim.

 

Not a question, more of a statement,


Travelling to France by bus most of us fell asleep only to be woken when the bus juddered to a stop at Dover. Mrs B woke up and tried to sound intelligent and topical as she looked up at The White Cliffs Of Dover and said, "oh, l see its been snowing here"