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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Markybhoy, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. Doire_Bhoy

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    Too many to mention.
     
    Doire_Bhoy, Jan 20, 2013
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  2. kingdom kev

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    The mrs.got drunk last night and threw a wee hissy cause i wouldn`t play the music she wanted on You Tube,next thing i know she`s punched me on the nuts,apologised and asked are you OK in the space of 3 seconds,then she fell asleep.

    Women are mental.:smiley-laughing002:
     
    kingdom kev, Jan 20, 2013
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  3. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Someone asked me who Che Guevara was the other day,pointing to his image because he never knew his name.
     
    KRS-1888, Jan 20, 2013
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  4. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Can't believe someone hasn't posted a version of this old chestnut, for example:

    "I've lost my keys"

    "Where did ye lose them?"




    [​IMG]
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jan 20, 2013
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  5. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    My mates girlfriend.

    Is Stevie wonder actually blind or does he just fake it?

    Aye he "just fakes it" :smiley-laughing002:
     
    TimFloyd, Jan 20, 2013
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  6. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    when i was on holiday a few years back my mum asked if the moon in greece was the same moon we see in scotland
     
    Cena, Jan 20, 2013
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  7. Mr. Slippyfist

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    FFs :56::56::56::56::56::56::56:


    I mind my brother's ex turned around to him and said "That horse would look like Black Beauty if it was black".

    :56::56::56::56::52:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jan 20, 2013
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  8. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    I worked with a guy who's girlfriend at the time (wife now) was a bit thick. He was in Princes Square with her one day, and they were waiting a few minutes on the elevator to come down. She says to him "Maybe it's one of them elevators that only goes up?"
     
    Paul67, Jan 20, 2013
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  9. Dallas Cowbhoys

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    Yea my mate asked me if the sun we were going to see in Ibiza would be the same one as we usually see.

    When we were about 14 in school, a girl looked at a map of the world and asked which one was Europe and which one was North America.
     
    Dallas Cowbhoys, Jan 20, 2013
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  10. paulmcq1888

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    paulmcq1888, Jan 20, 2013
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  11. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Always seems to be the females :smiley-laughing002:

    The same girl also asked who Gordon Brown was when he was PM :56:
     
    TimFloyd, Jan 20, 2013
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  12. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I mind we got a job sheet in one morning in the work (tells you the address and place you have to travel to).

    I looked at it and asked the driver - "where the * is Burntisland"? (I was pronouncing it as one word burnt-is-land).......didn't realise it was * Burnt Island.

    Got the pish ripped right out me :56::56::56::56::52:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jan 20, 2013
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  13. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    :56:

    A few year back I asked a Dalkeith Haulage driver where they were based :52: :smiley-laughing002:

    edit: while standing next to this..

    [​IMG]
     
    TimFloyd, Jan 20, 2013
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  14. trackebhoy

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    Guy i go to footy with was watching sky sports when they just started the thing with putting the club badges on each half of the pitch.

    His missus asked how do they get that on the grass like that LOL
     
    trackebhoy, Jan 20, 2013
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  15. Marie Bookmaker

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    Easy mistake to make!




    :fear:




    :52:
     
    Marie, Jan 20, 2013
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  16. lazyregula

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    :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002: she sounds like ma Da.

    My brother came in wi these memory foam shoe soles a few years ago and he was putting the in his shoe and ma da actually asked how do they make ye remember? pure serious as well
    :56:
     
    lazyregula, Jan 20, 2013
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  17. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    When you come in drenched head to toe and some wise crack asks, "is it raining?"
     
    Buster, Jan 20, 2013
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  18. muffitO'tea

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    :56:
    my gran was like that with memory foam mattresses. She asked my mum if it was to remember your dreams better when you woke up :rolleyes:
     
    muffitO'tea, Jan 20, 2013
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  19. Belfast-hoops

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    The question that usually follows the one from the OP. When they chap the bathroom door and ask who's in followed by Are you gonna be long?

    ,how long is a *?
     
    Belfast-hoops, Jan 20, 2013
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  20. PeeKay Gold Member

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    Lay in bed...

    Mrs: "Paul"
    Me: "What?"
    Mrs: "Are you still awake?" :97:
     
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