Strangest place you have woke up

Woke up under a bush behind a wall once and one time was woken up by golfers on a course playing a round. Nothing too horrific but fairly unpleasant all the same.

 

:icon_mrgreen: Aye, I remember gettin' a stonner at the weddin' whinchin' some older burd but by the time i was laid oot on that pavement it wiz definately brewers droop!

 

Not so strange if you actually live on a farm :icon_mrgreen:

 

Stena Line customer services quite nice actually last thing I remember was getting on the bus in Glasgow and by the time I woke up we were docking in Belfast still do not know to this day how I got up to the passenger deck

 

An Island.

 

Ireland by any chance?

 

A smaller one ha you can walk out to shenick island when the tide is low and I ko'd.

 

Werewolf?

 

under a lavender bush. bzzzzzzzzzzz

 

sleeping in the back seat off some random blades car

 

In ma pals wardrobe at a party i hid in there so no * would shave my eye brows or hair off.I rolled out of it when he opened it up in the morning....

 

This isn't me, but one of my mates when i had a house party fell asleep with his body in my sink, his head on the microwave with a loaf of my bread on the microwave for a pillow probably one of the funniest I've seen, wish I'd taken a picture.

 

Last night I had a few. Went to bed but woke up wearing my work shirt and a shoe lying on my couch...

 

You ever went to bed pished and woke up the next day in your wifes thong?

 

Here...

 

A woke up in a cardboard box outside Pizza Hut it the East Kilbride retail park. My mate was in a shopping trolly. We were at burds house in the farm house right next to the retail park and got thrown out because he was acting the *. A mind phoning the taxi for the Pizza Hut and it never showed. Was freezing only had a tshirt on

 

On a jetty at Loch Lomond & in my garden shed

 

Woke up outside an Asda in Irvine when queing up for a T in the Park ticket in Glasgow. Last thing I remember after a bottle of buckfast and a pill was having a kick about with some other boys from the queue outside central station. Never got a T in the park ticket either

 

The roof of my old school

Also woke up in a house in the Rathcoole estate in Newtonabbey last summer a couple of days before the 12th. Rathcoole isn`t exactly the safest place for a catholic to be. Still hasn`t really been explained that one. I live about 50 miles from it

Ended up drinking in it most of the day. Good craic

 

I got * after work one night at a mountain resort I used to work at. Me and a guy from the east coast were having a drinking contest because I said prairie boys could drink more than maritimers. I recall losing a shoe, taping a beer box to my foot to use as a shoe, going around to a few clubs, then waking up freezing under my truck in a puddle of vomit. I stumbled in to the hotel that I worked at and one of the Jamaican night shift guys threw me in a linen closet.

So I guess the maritimer won the contest.