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Strangest celebrity crush that you've ever had?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by TicFan88, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    Yeah, she was quite cute when she was younger and her eyes are a nice shade of blue, but the short hair and how she's ageing (she shoulda stayed off those sun beds) she's a bit rough now.

    When she was talking to Holly Wobbley about when she put on weight to show how easy it was to lose it Holly looked livid. Holly is a big girl and you can tell she's got that body type that puts on the weight real easily. I think she's gonna end up huge by her mid 40s.
     
  2. mygirlmaria

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    Holly Willobooby could go up six dress sizes and id still use her * for toothpaste!
     
  3. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    She's about a 14 just now a 20 is too fat. Last year I hooked up with an old school friend, she was sexy curvy in her teenage years but now she's fat curvy. Biggest * I've ever seen in the flesh but they were way too big and blubbery. I don't think it's possible for a girl to get past a size 18 and be sexy.
     
  4. mygirlmaria

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    They dont look great naked standing there in the flesh...who does? But in a warm bed???

    Obviously not every fatty...but attractive big girls would blow your mind in bed. Holly is a big girl....she could cope with the rise!!! I know i could!:100:
     
  5. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    I love a big girl with a Gianna Michaels type build. 5' 11" and proper curvy.
     
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    Jayda Fransen :eek:

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  7. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Bewbs
     
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  8. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    I like Lisa from Eggheads
     
  9. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    * hate that *
     
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  11. Bunk Moreland

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    I'd pump the * right out her :56:
     
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    :36:
     
  13. WalterEmerald

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    I'd give it Joanna Scanlan right up the Rangers End.
     
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  15. McChiellini..

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    Easily get it..
     
  16. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Looks like a shoplifter fae Castlemilk
     
  17. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I'd stick one in her, and by that, I mean a bullet.

    (Not the * toy)
     
  18. Lancashire Nick

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    Some of these suggestions for "strange crushes" baffle me. On most of them, I thinking, "Nothing strange there at all, she's well ****able."
    Maybe I have lower standards than most
     
  19. StevieBhoooy!

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    I don't think 'strange' is supposed to translate into 'munter' !
    Just unusual or unlikely!
     
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    I would do naughty things to Nicki Chapman.

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