SICK joke...

Dusty the new Hammer of The Scots

 

HunSkelper, the funniest ones are the true ones! :bbpd:

 

thats blasphemous :icon_mrgreen:

 

hey you thats fecking racist to us scots you *............:icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen: carry on mate

 

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Two Scottish ducks flying along. One turns and says, "Quack quack."

The other turns around and says, "A'm goin as quack as Ah fookin can!"

 

I have hundreds Dusty

Twenty three people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train station in Dublin.

Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first NO MORE NAILS bomb.

 

Boy asks his grandad, what is * and *
Grandad opens his playboy, draws a circle and says thats a *.
And whats a * the boy asks
Everything outside the circle,

 

Let's be havin ya!

The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.

 

This one will stick in my head. Cracker.

 

Archaelogists have just found an ancient book that had been lost for years in Donegal.

It's called 'Traditional Irish Dancing part 2, What to do with your arms.'

 

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a pub and each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage a fly landed in each of their pints and became stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Irishman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Scotsman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU *!!!"

 

Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus.

 

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.

After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.

After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.

He asks the barman, "What the * is that?"

The barman says, "It's a Moose."

The Scottish chap says, "* me! How big are the cats?"

 

aw naw man:icon_mrgreen:

 

* belter dusty!

A big row broke out yesterday in the Irish synchronised diving team in Beijing.

Paddy says Mick was copying him.

 

they scottish one`s are funny dusty ya daft hound carry on mate:icon_mrgreen:

 

Touche!


A Scotsman rings the local newspaper to place an obituary after the death of his wife.
Sadly he only had one pound, which would have only given him three words.

He said, "can you write 'Sharon is dead'?"

The guy at the newspaper felt really sorry for him and said, "listen, mate, you can have another four more words at no extra charge."

The Scotsman said, "nice one, can you write 'Sharon is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale'?"

 

some belters here Dustyand Hunskelper keep them coming