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SICK joke...

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by aidan_mcanespie, Mar 5, 2009.

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  1. AnthonyBhoy

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    I was in a pub quiz the other day and the question was
    "Name the book where the characters all lived behind the wardrobe"
    Imagine their disgust when I said Anne Frank!!!
     
  2. littlekennie

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    well that is a correct answer but id go with narnia the lion the witch and the wardrobe
     
  3. Barry Robson

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    Got sent these 2 the other day:

    'My missus woke me up this morning, "Hey, guess who died?!" * knows give me a clue, i said. "Hes gay and he's Irish". Imagine my dissapointment when i realised it was Steven Gately, and not Steven davis.

    'Did you hear about Steven Gatley, such a bummer'
     
  4. AnthonyBhoy

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    what have myself and steven gately got in common , neither of us woke up in majorca this morning
     
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    davis is Nother Irish
     
  6. Barry Robson

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    Yeah a know still found it funny but lol
     
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    Would you be laughing if it was one of your family members that went missing?
    Just realised the date on this thread. I must get more sleep.
     
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    Not funny :bbpd: but not sick.
     
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    Dont find that funny

    Got the same text however it was Mcgeady not Davis

    Not so funny now eh
     
  10. Barry Robson

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    Title of the thread is Sick Joke, if you dont like sick jokes or are easily offended dont read the thread!

    I got sent the McGeady one also, i wasnt to offended cause i know it was just a someone taking the * as is the Davis one. I actually like Steven Davis and have alot of respect for the guy as he just goes about his business without any fuss and hes a smashing wee player, who unfortunatley plays for them. As for Steven Gatley, i wasnt a fan of boyzone, but its always sad to see someone soo young pass away and i hope his family can recover from there loss.
     
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    ok i now the guys not even 6 feet under yet but ive already heard a fairly sick joke about Stephen Gately and it goes like this;

    Police have revealed that Steven Gatley may have died of a boxing related injury, a police spokeswoman said "he had taken a right pounding in the ring!"

    sick, inappropriate and awfully timed i know; and yet i laughed :52:

    i'm going to * if it exists! :bbpd: