Scott Brown

You would need to cut his legs off mate and sew yours or mine back on to him [well mine ,ive seen you play :icon_mrgreen:] and Celtic will get something back in return .

Hibs really seen Celtic coming ,and getting 4.3 million pounds for him says we have been ripped off ,The guys average at best ,not even the best Midfielder at Parkhead ,seriously i would have him on the bench at best .

 

I`m a big fan of Brown. Not the most technically gifted player ever but brings a lot of drive and commitment to the team which we have been missing. I could be corrected on this but didn't we go on a bad run last year when Broony was injured? That * November we had? Imo he is a big part of the team and we should be getting him signed up as soon as possible

 

Anybody know who Browns agent is? Please tell me it ain't that * Willie McKay!!

 

ARGY BARGY. What's the best punch-up you've seen? When I was 12 or 13 I played for a youth team in Fife called Fulford Royals. During one game something happened and all the parents and coaching staff started fighting in the middle of the pitch. It was mental. I can't remember what happened to kick it all off, but there were punches thrown all over the place.

BENDER. What's the biggest drinking session you've been on? There have been a few. The biggest was probably Paddy McCourt's stag-do at the end of last season. There was a big crowd of us who went to the Algarve for a week and it was pretty much non-stop boozing.

CLINGFILM OVER THE TOILET SEAT. What is the best wind-up you've seen? I've seen loads of good pranks. I've covered people's cars in clingfilm, smashed eggs and flour over people's cars. At Hibs, Kevin Thomson destroyed Gary Caldwell's clothes and trainers by cutting them up with scissors. The best laugh, though, was the day we tied Darren O'Dea to a physio chair and pushed him down the big hill at Lennoxtown. He couldn't move his feet or arms and was totally helpless as we gave him a shove at the top and watched him career down to the bottom before landing in a heap. The best of it was that Gordon Strachan walked past us when we were doing it and just said 'I'll leave you to it'.

DUNCE. What were you like at school? I really was a dunce at school. I went to Cowdenbeath High and hated every minute of it. I couldn't get out of there quickly enough. I did standard grades and my best mark was a 3 for maths and PE. You don't want to know the rest.

EL HADJI DIOUF. What about your run-in with him? I wish he was still at Rangers. I enjoyed playing against him — it was quite easy. The way I look back on what happened between us is that it was a big waste of money on their behalf signing him in the first place. He wasn't the best player but caused chaos for them and that's about it.

FIZZY JUICE. Do you really go hyper when you drink some? Not any more. I've chilled out now. The story came out when I was with Scotland Under-21s and Maurice Malpas used to make sure I didn't eat any chocolate or drink fizzy juice. I'd ask him for some and he'd just refuse. The other boys would slaughter me about it but he was probably right.

GIE'S PEACE. Which Celtic player never shuts up? None of the lads are too bad. The worst boy I've known for constantly talking is Ivan Sproule at Hibs. He's the most non-stop, hyperactive person I've ever come across. From the moment he arrived in the morning, until the moment he walked out the door again, he'd just never shut up.

* ON EARTH. Where's the worst place you've ever been? Belarus, without a doubt. I was there with Scotland and the place is a s****hole. I hardly slept because the bed was so small my legs dangled out the end. The facilities were shocking — and we were in a five-star hotel as well!

IDOL. Who was your hero growing up? Roy Keane was someone I loved watching. He drove the team on with a sheer will to win. He was a brilliant player, but I also thought it was great the way he was always in people's faces.

JINGLE BELLS. What was your best Christmas present ever? I got a table tennis table a couple of years ago and I love that. It was my mum and dad who bought me it and it's set up in my garage. I wouldn't say I'm great, but I am getting better.

KARAOKE. What do you sing? No chance, I'm the worst singer in the world. I can't hold a tune at all. Honestly, when we're lining up for Scotland I don't sing the words because my voice is so bad.

LENNON. What is your manager like before Old Firm games? He's quite calm. He just goes round all the lads and has a quiet word. He then gets us going before we run out. People might think he goes mental, but he's not like that. It's the same with me. I'm usually quite relaxed and focused. I try and stay as chilled out as I'd be for any other game. If I was to get motivated too much I don't think it would help anyone. It's obviously different when we get out on the pitch because of the noise the supporters make. As captain I always say a few words in the huddle, but I'm pretty much wasting my breath because it's maybe only the guys standing right beside me who can hear a word.

MENTAL What's the most stupid thing you've done? That's a difficult question because it's quite a long list. Probably the daftest thing was when we were away with Scotland Under-21s and were allowed to have a night out after a game. I got so drunk I ended up crawling into the room, waking up Mark Wilson and being sick all over the bed. I'd been drinking tequila and was steaming. Thankfully Willo looked after me that night and made sure I was okay.

NAPPIES. How are you finding it being a dad? Great, I love it. My son Shay was born about six months ago and he's brilliant. It's obviously hard work getting up in the middle of the night and changing nappies, but I think I'm doing all right.

OLD FIRM. What do you think of Rangers? They are a strong team, but I think they're just going to try and play the long ball against us and try to bully us again. This time, though, it's not going to work. They played the second half of the last game like that and it came good for them, but we've learned our lesson.

POPCORN. Who would play you in a film? Jim Carrey. I love that guy, he's the funniest man ever. Films like Liar Liar and Dumb and Dumber are top class.

QUICK FIX. What are you addicted to? Coffee. We were in Australia in the summer and Gary Hooper converted me into a coffee drinker. Now, every morning on my way to training, I stop at my local garage and get one for the journey.

ROOM-MATE. Who do you share with? I used to share with Chris Killen, but now I'm in with Jamesy Forrest. The wee man sleeps far too much and also leaves the room in a total mess.

SCOTLAND. What do you remember about your debut? It was against USA at Hampden and we drew 1-1, but I had a goal disallowed for offside when I was a yard on. That still gets to me. I was only 18. It was amazing just to be picked, but it would have been even better to score.

TAT. You have a tattoo dedicated to your sister Fiona, who sadly passed away. Is she a big inspiration? Yeah, her memory helps me get through life. I now live every day as though it's my last. Losing her is the hardest thing I've ever had to deal with.

UNBELIEVABLE. Tell us something we don't know about you? I have unbelievable tekkers. Apart from that, I own a 21-foot boat. My wee brother Stewart and I go fishing on the Forth. We usually just catch shopping trolleys, but we love it.

VECTRA. What was your first car and what do you drive now? My first car was a Fiat Punto which I had until just before I left Hibs. I now have an Audi Q7.

WELDER. If you weren't a footballer what would you be? I have no idea. It would need to be something to do with fitness.

XBOX. Are you into console games? Yeah, I play Call of Duty online. A few of the lads play each other, but Daryl Murphy is so good at it it's ridiculous.

YOU'RE ON A DESERT ISLAND AND CAN TAKE THREE THINGS WITH YOU... I'd need a coffee machine, my golf clubs — and my boat.

ZZZZ. What bores you? Cricket. It's not even a proper sport. They've a cheek to have a World Cup. What a complete waste of time.

From the Sun

He said worse than Rogne, says Rangers are not going to win and will play the long ball both true though

 

just read that there haha so funny , darryl murphy , Finally good at sumin eh !

 

Aye, well seen its not even a football game but

 

Brilliant Read

Brrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooonnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

broony always seems like a top bloke and the prank on darren odea is brilliant

 

I can just imagine WGS face as he was walking past the bhoys trying to push o'dea down the hill

Broony is the 5th inbetweener.

 

Hes spot on about cricket

I think Scotland even get to the cricket world cup and I bet only about 1 in every 100,000 scottish people could even name you a scottish cricket player, I couldnt even name a team and have never even seen a cricket pitch anywhere in scotland. People only use the bats as weapons and we get to the world cup

 

Couldnt believe some of those questions, not very professional. I dont think Brooney should have answered them, love the Joof one though

 

He really is a Ned. Broony is the man.

 

superb would love to go on a night out with broony until he spews!

 

Would love to go on a night out with Broony until he signs the transfer request form I've printed out.

 

plus 1 the fact he still goes on about doof annoys me all doof has to say is who won the league gd or bad there is nuffin brown can say to that and that annoys me

 

I served them on that stag doo :icon_mrgreen: worked in a bar in albufeiranand they came in every night.. Had a few jäger bombs with them as well :icon_mrgreen:

 

Hahahahahaha this is hilarious!

Broony's a fecking nutter, I just wish he could pass the ball!

I can imagine him and Forest together, Broony trying to make him get up and go out, James just saying "oh, leave me alone man, I need ma beauty sleep!"

So true what he said about El Hadjiu * as well, waste of human limbs and organs.

 

broonys hilarious!
i love how daryl murphy happens to be good at call of duty, makes you think him not being played has went to good use!

i was in histerics reading about Darren O'Dea and the chair hahaha