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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Spring Time, May 19, 2013.

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  1. HectorTheTaxman Formerly The Spider

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    Take one a square go next time you're at the zoo, see how that ends up :icon_mrgreen:
     
    HectorTheTaxman, May 24, 2013
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  2. Chavez

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    I think the following is pretty conclusive

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96xZenI_A0"]Man Vs Chimbs Monkey Fight - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Chavez, May 24, 2013
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  3. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    ^^^^^ see the guy kept his * away from the chimp:icon_mrgreen:
     
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    Spring Time, May 24, 2013
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  4. TimMalloyBhoy

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    Can really see how strong they are without any hair!
     
    TimMalloyBhoy, May 24, 2013
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  5. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    That must be uncomfortable sitting on a pair of coconuts:smiley-laughing002:
     
    Spring Time, May 24, 2013
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  6. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    when a team wins a final and then they get winners t-shirts handed out at the end what happens to the losing teams winning shirts
     
    Cena, May 25, 2013
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  7. Mince.Charming

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    why are tins of corn beef the most awkward tins to open , always lose the key or it breaks and you cant open it with a tin opener
     
    Mince.Charming, May 25, 2013
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  8. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Yes you can......................it's actually easier than trying to use that * daft wee key :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, May 25, 2013
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  9. Mince.Charming

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    well i must have had bad experiences then :smiley-laughing002:eek:pen it with the tin opener n it doesnt slide out and your shaking it for half an hour then you take the knife and threatining it out and make a mess of it :smiley-laughing002: i dont even eat corn beef anywey so fucknose why im bothered :52:
     
    Mince.Charming, May 25, 2013
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  10. Mince.Charming

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    is there even a million millions in a pack of millions? false advertisement ?
     
    Mince.Charming, May 25, 2013
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  11. TheHolyGoalie

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    What colour is black people's dandruff? :bbpd:
     
    TheHolyGoalie, May 25, 2013
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    Why do they stick an apple in a hogs mouth?
     
    kevgal1888, May 25, 2013
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  13. Mr. Slippyfist

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    For sexual gratification.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, May 25, 2013
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  14. Mince.Charming

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    if i ever get blood in my * will i ever know because Im colourblind and when playing snooker i hit the brown ball thinking its red lol thats me for the night , time to switch the brain off.
     
    Mince.Charming, May 25, 2013
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  15. Mince.Charming

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    probably something to do with apple goes with pork , they probably made apple sauce with the roasted apples ?????
     
    Mince.Charming, May 25, 2013
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  16. Los Palmas 7 something strange happened Gold Member

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    You didnt have to shave it to prove a point.
     
    Los Palmas 7, May 25, 2013
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    Would a plane carrying 1000 seagulls that were flying about in the plane (not touching seats or the ground) that amounted to a weight of one ton (I know it wouldn't, deal with it) weigh the plane down?
     
    Wanyama67, May 26, 2013
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  18. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    To stop it screaming when your pumping it up the *.
     
    Buster, May 26, 2013
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  19. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Can l play you at snooker? :86:
     
    Buster, May 26, 2013
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    why do blue whales keep crashing into ships? It's killing them.
     
    Biggie Smalls, May 26, 2013
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