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Problem downstairs, pretty urgent! (guys only)

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by NotTheMessiah, Nov 14, 2013.

Discuss Problem downstairs, pretty urgent! (guys only) in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    Jangle balls
    Jangle balls
    Jangle all the way

    sorry thought this was the xmas thread
     
  2. Samaras13

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    The tags never disappoint :56:
     
  3. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    * man,googled this *,your testicles can actually explode.
     
  4. Samaras13

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  5. rickythescot Gold Member

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    :56: quality thread.

    Put on a wee bit of ac/dc....big balls:50:
     
  6. twiggybhoy

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    Have you tired scaring them? Maybe trying an orchestrated sonic boom to calm them down
     
  7. Lennon2011

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    [​IMG]

    Don't worry you'll always have somewhere to sit.
     
  8. Hibby

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    I'd be suspicious of the right nut, it's probably that sneaky wee *.
     
  9. erie32c

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    :50:
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YEarMyIAzs"]South Park - Randy Marsh Buffalo Soldier - YouTube[/ame]
     
  11. Celticswede

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    Achey ball syndrome?
     
  12. Vertie Auld

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    Dat some good weed. :drag::green3:
     
  13. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Get your woman, if you have one, to examine it. Try and see if she will kiss it better.
    If that doesn't work then you have a problem. Have fun :icon_mrgreen:
     
  14. Marie Bookmaker

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    Crabs, thousands of them...running around.....it could be that:icon_mrgreen:
     
  15. greengrocer

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    little trick.....take a warm bath, loosen up the old sack and have a right good examination.

    I sadly lost my left nut in battle with the C, but this little technique could help save yours. :50:

    If all is ok.......then have a celebration chug. You've earned it
     
  16. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    FFS l thought you had burglars in the house. l was going to advise you to take a baseball bat and let them have it.
     
  17. MartinR

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    :56: this is up there with thread of the year!
     
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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    'yer dying' 'you have cancer'

    wow :56::56::56:
     
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    Those were me haha