Post something you learned today

That the auld * next door needs to up her driving skills after reversing into the wifies motor

 

That wasn't sarcastic mate...

 

Sorry mate. I do apologise.

 

making soup from leftover turkey tastes like crap.
making turkey curry with leftovers .... works.

 

Get you the morra on the Celtic way, you bring the Vaseline I will bring the Lycra shorts.

 

Always got to be the curry or sarnies,never tried soup but going to take your word for it.

 

Old Bashy Al doesn't know how to spell expense or fail.

 

You get the point.

 

If something isn't going to matter in 5 years time, then there isn't much point being angry at it for more than 5 minutes.

 

Errmmm... I think you might be getting me confused with Padmill pal!

 

Check which hospital you're going in.
























SURGICAL SHAMBLES
Boy has his * cut in half by a laser during botched circumcision


The lad, who has not been named, was rushed to hospital in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, following the medical mishap

BY GUY BIRCHALL

27th December 2016, 6:53 pm

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A BOY had his * severed with a laser when an attempt to give him a circumcision using a cutting edge new technique went horribly wrong.

The lad, who has not been named, was rushed to hospital in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, following the medical mishap.


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A boy has had the head of his * severed in a botched circumcision
In Islam, boys are circumcised while in primary school in what is seen as a rite of passage for young Muslims.

So the parents of the lad in Malaysia took him along to have it carried out using a new laser technique at a clinic in the Kajang district in Selangor State, in Western Malaysia.


The ceremony traditionally involves using a knife, but more recently it has been carried out in clinics under anaesthesia, with lasers increasingly being used to perform the operation.


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The lad, who has not been named, was rushed to hospital from the clinic following the procedure
However this time something went wrong, and the operators of the device ended up severing the boy’s *, according to reports.

It appears the surgeon’s laser scalpel may have slipped during the operation last week.




The local Star newspaper reported that the boy’s dad was waiting outside the treatment room when he was told the head of his son’s * had been severed.

The name of the doctor has not been released but he reportedly had 21 years of experience and was trained in Pakistan, however the clinic had not been registered with Malaysia’s Health ministry.

Kajang district police officer ACP Othman Nanyan said they had started an investigation and had already interviewed several medical personnel and other people involved.


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Muslims in Malaysia are generally circumcised while still in primary school with the new technique involving lasers becoming increasingly popular
They said charges of GBH were likely to be filed, and that they carried a maximum penalty of up to 2 years or a substantial fine.

The ceremony had been set to take place over the holiday break to give the boy, who was not named in reports, a chance to recover from the operation.

The footage appears to have been taken after the operation.

The brave boy tries to take his mind off the pain with humour, but this welcome relief is apparently short-lived.

 

That's a major *-up.

Someone's gonna get the sac over that.

 

You wanted to fight like a man.

 

I would be foreskin livid.

 

I'm just about to renew my annual travel insurance...

I usually add in 'boat travel' , 'horse riding' and 'adventure activities' ...

Just wondering if I need to opt into the 'medical error resulting in loss of *' option ?

 

Not much point in that if ya already have a big *.

 

Unfortunately for you.. I don't think you can insure against BEING a *!!