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Orchestrated Sonic Attacks on visiting teams

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by Bhoyyo, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. PackieBonner

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    This is Juve! We dont need any scientific approach

    ten grand a man in brown envelopes and it will be the first ever live tv occurence of 11 simultaneous calf strains.
     
    PackieBonner, Feb 12, 2013
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    Well this thread breaks from the norm anyway
     
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    Bhoyyo, thanks man, yer posts have just made my day. :icon_mrgreen:
     
    creed, Feb 12, 2013
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    I posted OPs idea on my Facebook, via a cheeky screenshot and it's going down a * storm! 25 likes and loads of comments. Might get this on my tumblr and twitter and start getting it viral! Best post everrrrrrr.:56:
     
    joydivision, Feb 12, 2013
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    :56::56::56::56::56::56:
     
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    That mexican sound wave idea behind the opposition keeper is actually a fantastic idea.

    If it would be orchestrated correctly it would definitely make a difference.
     
    paulpaul17, Feb 12, 2013
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    lol what a post, legend.
     
    entersalmon, Feb 12, 2013
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    I can't see the link.

    Does this "Brown Noise" exist?

    I'm imagining if we could develop something the size of those laser pens, but with a concentrated beam of sound instead. It wouldn't show up on TV cameras, but suddenly one of the opposing players would just collapse flailing around in a pool of his own *, thus surrendering possession.

    No need for headphones or involvement of the stadium PA - this sounds practical and effective. :50:
     
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    When they are attacking us we can just release these guys on to the pitch instead.




    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSmFW6ZRJVg"]Dobermans Running in a pack - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Gabberhead Celt, Feb 12, 2013
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    :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Try this

    [ame]http://youtu.be/qcwdywTnfeI[/ame]
     
    GHarvey89, Feb 12, 2013
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    This idea is gayer than Twilight.
     
    Liam Scales, Feb 12, 2013
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    Gotta be the greatest title i've seen on this part of the forum
     
    Celticbhoy111, Feb 12, 2013
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    What a lot of pish.

    Unremitted noise is what Euro nights at Celtic Park are built on.
     
    Artur Boruc #1, Feb 12, 2013
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    :56: South Park.

    I knew the US military had experimented with noise weapons, and I though this was some actual thing that had been developed.

    I am gullible. :52:

    But * it - let's develop them. *-quaking hypersonic bowel-disruptor pens!

    Imagine it - free kick awarded on the edge of the area. Ronaldo's lining up to squeeze one in the corner - activate sonic pens, & before you know it he's squeezing one oot the back. :50:
     
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    Just laughed for about a minute.

    Still speechless...
     
    seonaidh, Feb 12, 2013
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    Im starting to wonder if Bhoyyo is Snoop Dogg and he got so stoned that he thought this one up.

    The The Hand: The American Riot Police do use sound weapons. Its called a Long Range Acoustic Device.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyPRk9fAF-U"]#NWO #Riot Police #Crowd Control G20 Weapon Long Range Acoustic Device LRAD Ultra Infra Sonic Cannon - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Celtic_Jorge, Feb 12, 2013
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    Even if our fanbase couldn't develop an actual bowel-disruptor pen, can you imagine the effect on the opposition's morale if they thought we had?

    We just need to whip up a storm of publicity ahead of the return leg in Turin.

    If every time Pirlo or Marchisio line up to deliver a cross, they think they might be about to deliver their load, I guarantee concentration will suffer.
     
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    Sonic attack :smiley-laughing002:
     
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