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Orchestrated Sonic Attacks on visiting teams

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by Bhoyyo, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. Heisenberg

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    This is so gay:56:
     
    Heisenberg, Feb 12, 2013
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  2. Bunk Moreland

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    * ridiculous idea :56:
     
    Bunk Moreland, Feb 12, 2013
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  3. TheHolyGoalie

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    Wut.
     
    TheHolyGoalie, Feb 12, 2013
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  4. Mr. Slippyfist

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    You're *' trippin oot yer dial pal :56::56::56::56:

    Maybe just hire this wee guy as a mascot?


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5WN7mWpZw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5WN7mWpZw[/ame]
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 12, 2013
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  5. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    Pfft, you and your imagination.

    Sonic Attacks are clearly the way forward.
     
    Sean Daleer, Feb 12, 2013
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  6. Airdrie Onion

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    Hahahaha! Thread idea of the century!:56::56::56:

    How about trained meerkats? Or skunks?

    Or skunks in chariots?!
     
    Airdrie Onion, Feb 12, 2013
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    90 minutes of no stop sonic attack in tune by 60 thousands celtic fans should do the trick.. and none of your whinging moaners.. positive support only..!
     
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  8. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Seeing as we are devising up some hair-brained schemes, here's a suggestion:

    A few minutes before k/o, we should have Paddy McCourt's * Army storm the away dressing room, hog-tie all the Juve players and staff, replace the Juve players with Badgers, and have Paddy masquerade as the Juve manager!


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    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 12, 2013
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  9. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    Padmill that a * plan, all the Juve fans will start chanting

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI"]Badgers - YouTube[/ame]

    Then they will win
     
    Gundog, Feb 12, 2013
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    This thread. The *:56::56::56: I recking the op has been at the sniffing, so we'll let him away with this bizarre idea of a thread. Seek help:56:
     
    Sonny7, Feb 12, 2013
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  11. Lion1961 Bookmaker

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    NURSE ! He's oot his bed again. :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
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  12. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Seems legit
     
    TimFloyd, Feb 12, 2013
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    Good idea IMO but they'll catch after the first time , phase two orcastrated mooney attack...........
     
    ynwa1987, Feb 12, 2013
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  14. Mr. Slippyfist

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    :56::56::56::56::56::50:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 12, 2013
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    ok what about a mexican wave except not with arm motions but with chants. Specifically, the stand behind the Juve keeper do it. A sonic mexican wave attack. If the wave is fast enough, constantly oscillating back and forth across the stand behind the Juve Keeper, then the Juve Keeper will become disorientated, lose his balance and sense of positioning, and will be much more likely to concede goals
     
    Bhoyyo, Feb 12, 2013
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    You going to the game tonight Bhoyyo ?
     
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    How about an orchestrated fart defence system where everytime Juve come near our 18 yard box a wee noise from the PA system will be our cue to turn around and fart en masse, thus blowing the ball down the other end of the pitch :bbpd:
     
    Bunk Moreland, Feb 12, 2013
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  18. Mr. Slippyfist

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    What if we just get Buffon to meet up with you pre-match.......that should surely fry his brain :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 12, 2013
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  19. Mr. Slippyfist

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    What about if juve get a penalty - just before the player goes to take it, Jungo should pull his * out.....that'll put him off.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 12, 2013
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  20. Bunk Moreland

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    Put him off? surely Jungo could just bat the ball away :rolleyes:
     
    Bunk Moreland, Feb 12, 2013
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