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Orchestrated Sonic Attacks on visiting teams

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by Bhoyyo, Feb 12, 2013.

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Right, this is it guys. Here's the plan.

1) Sonic Attack Classic. Juventus in February proved beyond all doubt the merit of the original, classic sonic attack. It will be an essential part of our arsenal.
2) Vomit inducing ultrasound. Special Tibetan chanting techniques producing ultrasound that induces nausea...to be used whenever a Barça player has a scoring opportunity (except, obviously for the first attack, where the more traditional approach outlined in the OP is to be used).
3) Psychological Sonic attack. Using simple operant conditioning, danger men Iniesta and Neymar are to be exposed to negative reinforcement (in ths form of boos, hises, whistles, the sound of Jungo's * "helicoptering" the guy in front of him, etc) whenever they play a good pass and positive reinforcement (applause etc) when they play a less dangerous pass.
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random review said: ↑

Right, this is it guys. Here's the plan.

1) Sonic Attack Classic. Juventus in February proved beyond all doubt the merit of the original, classic sonic attack. It will be an essential part of our arsenal.
2) Vomit inducing ultrasound. Special Tibetan chanting techniques producing ultrasound that induces nausea...to be used whenever a Barça player has a scoring opportunity (except, obviously for the first attack, where the more traditional approach outlined in the OP is to be used).
3) Psychological Sonic attack. Using simple operant conditioning, danger men Iniesta and Neymar are to be exposed to negative reinforcement (in ths form of boos, hises, whistles, the sound of Jungo's * "helicoptering" the guy in front of him, etc) whenever they play a good pass and positive reinforcement (applause etc) when they play a less dangerous pass. The tried and tested technique of operant conditioning, combined with the power of the sonic attack, should gradually train their unconscious topkay less and less dangerous passes in front of our back line.
4) Psychedelic sonic attack. This one is more complicated and requires precision and coordination to pull off. Please read the card left on your seat by big Efe (the architect of this plan), which will contain the exact details of your role. The basic idea is that whenever Barça have a free kick/penalty, the LL or JS (depending on which end is appropriate) will emit a high-pitched squealing noise which will seem to revolve in a psychedelic spiral, simultaneously mobile phones will be used to create another psychedelia spiral made of light, one that will seem to be traveling in the opposite direction! Done right, the effect of this on the player taking the free kick will be so disorienting as to remove all danger.

If everybody does their bit, this could be special. COYBIG!

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Oh my *

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Just play a sound clip of Ambrose taking a *, they won't do a thing for the rest of the game.
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I wonder if an orchestrated visual attack might be even more doable.

I mean I wonder if there is some kind of device the fans could all wave in unison that would hypnotise the visiting team. Our players would know not to look at it, then we could go at them for a goal.

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Maybe everyone should wear a Real Madrid shirt and a rubber mask of Messi. That might just put them off!

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15 minutes till kickoff.we need to get this sonic attack right tonight.

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where the * was the sonic attack tonight.

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I heard it loud and clear the entire game.

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Bhoyyo said: ↑

It might do just enough to put the Juve players off in that first attack. Obviously thereafter we wouldn't be able to surprise them like that so it would be a one-off, but if successful it would nullify their first threat on goal.
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Our fans are all talk and no action. I want to see them really do this oscillating sonic attack tonight. Let's show the world we're not to be * with!
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Get the * wooooshes on the go.

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Ffs I knew this was getting bumped before the game.

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