Orchestrated Sonic Attacks on visiting teams

n be brought up the first time w lkay

Almost in tears laughing at this.

Trust me, mate, this thread will be brought up for every big game for years to come. I already have a post planned for the Barça game. :smiley-laughing002:
I bet it'll even be brought up the first time we play Sevco.

On a serious note, don't be sad: your thread helped me a lot to get over the Juve game.

 

I think it's about the right time to give this thread a bump considering the game coming up. :icon_mrgreen:

 

Are the club and the GB going to coordinate their sonic attacks? It's going to sound * stupid if they do them both at the same time.

 

This thread has ran it's course :smiley-laughing002:

 

Just play a sound clip of Ambrose taking a *, they won't do a thing for the rest of the game.

 

We should all bring a pair of pants in the style of charlie adams sister, and their first attack all throw them on the pitch. The smell and fear of being hit by such a missile will make them forfeit the match

 

Play Bon Jovi immediately after kick off and hire this guy to distract them

[ame]http://youtu.be/BxDC5UCx04I[/ame]

 

I will die with this thread..

 

Great

 

So many drugs... :smiley-laughing002:

 

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Right, this is it guys. Here's the plan.

1) Sonic Attack Classic. Juventus in February proved beyond all doubt the merit of the original, classic sonic attack. It will be an essential part of our arsenal.
2) Vomit inducing ultrasound. Special Tibetan chanting techniques producing ultrasound that induces nausea...to be used whenever a Barça player has a scoring opportunity (except, obviously for the first attack, where the more traditional approach outlined in the OP is to be used).
3) Psychological Sonic attack. Using simple operant conditioning, danger men Iniesta and Neymar are to be exposed to negative reinforcement (in ths form of boos, hises, whistles, the sound of Jungo's * "helicoptering" the guy in front of him, etc) whenever they play a good pass and positive reinforcement (applause etc) when they play a less dangerous pass. The tried and tested technique of operant conditioning, combined with the power of the sonic attack, should gradually train their unconscious topkay less and less dangerous passes in front of our back line.
4) Psychedelic sonic attack. This one is more complicated and requires precision and cpordination to pull off. Please read the card left on your seat by big Efe (the architect of this plan), which will contain the exact details of your role. The basic idea is that whenever Barça have a free kick/penalty, the LL or JS (depending on which end is appropriate) will emit a high-pitched squealing noise which will seem to revolve in a psychedelic spiral, simultaneously mobile phones will be used to create another psychedelia spiral made of light, one that will seem to be traveling in the opposite direction! Done right, the effect of this on the player taking the free kick will be so disorienting as to remove all danger.

If everybody does their bit, this could be special. COYBIG!

References available on request.