Discuss Man has cock chopped off and is found looking for it up an embankment in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    Miles Platting, Mar 13, 2014
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  2. HighlandPaddy

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    Yaaaas:smiley-laughing002::50:
     
    HighlandPaddy, Mar 13, 2014
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  3. Scunny8

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    Best thread title ever. :56:
     
    Scunny8, Mar 13, 2014
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  4. Vertie Auld

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    Ouch.
     
    Vertie Auld, Mar 13, 2014
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  5. Sno'sLeftFoot

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    * that. Note to self - stay away from the lassies hanging around outside the caravans down the road.
     
    Sno'sLeftFoot, Mar 13, 2014
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  6. muffitO'tea

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    And i got angry when the gypsies took my gate off the hinges. Got off light there.
     
    muffitO'tea, Mar 13, 2014
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  7. mygirlmaria

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    Pretty awful story.I think the guy that did it should have his surgically removed!
     
    mygirlmaria, Mar 13, 2014
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  8. holy pope

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    * press charges?
     
    holy pope, Mar 14, 2014
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    Could only happen in Middlesbrough guys :rolleyes:
     
    North East Hoop, Mar 14, 2014
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  10. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    Shouldn't of been a *
     
    Jozo The Provo, Mar 14, 2014
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  12. Notorious Gold Member Gold Member

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    poor guy must have been a real kick in the nuts.
    :56:
     
    Notorious, Mar 14, 2014
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  13. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    At least he never got the sack.
     
    faw cough, Mar 14, 2014
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    Imagine driving down the motorway and seeing a purple helmet smack of your windscreen:smiley-laughing002:
     
    Sonny7, Mar 14, 2014
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  15. ColeraineBhoy

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    Brings new meaning to the expression "I'm looking for my * up an embankment"! :56:
     
    ColeraineBhoy, Mar 14, 2014
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    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 14, 2014
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  17. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    He is still trying to swallow it.
     
    Drakhan, Mar 14, 2014
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  18. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    sad day for democracy.
     
    Jack Torrance, Mar 14, 2014
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    * joke.
     
    cheesepoo, Mar 14, 2014
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  20. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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    gid boaby jokes guys :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Scotia, Mar 14, 2014
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