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Mafia- The Vikings

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  1. Account Deactivated Gold Member Gold Member

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    Day 2

    Following the coronation of King Tim the first town awoke to find the death of the much loved Padmil and the less loved Minty who’s body was eaten. “What part of Minty did you eat Marie?” Asked Winter, “His spleen” Marie replied, that was that then. Idio and Eddy came back with some fish and began to cook the fish, they hadn’t been there when the others started eating Minty so were wondering why the * they cooked him when they could of just waited for fish, just as they started tucking into octopussy Vertie shouted “IM MAFIA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ALLAH ACKBAR WATP FTP 55 HUN HUNNY HUNN BLAH BLAH FHHEHEHSJAHHS” “Wot”? Obaf shouted, Bob who’s real name is actually Darren ran over and rugby tackled Vertie onto the floor while Tim and Winter began to tickle his *, * this * Idio thought and he grabbed Vertie and dragged him into a field were Bamboo grows and tied Vertie up against a tree then planted a young baby bamboo under his * (They can grow 50cm a day) and watered it with some miracle grow and 2 hours later the bamboo shoot went up verties * and inside his body, the shoot servered all verties oragans and finally grew out of his mouth and chocked him to death.






















    Vertie was!!!



















    Yidu the town nurse!!! He was actually telling the truth :56:



































    Nah he was king alfred mafia 1X night vig




    Night actions pls youve got till 10.30 tomoz morning. No posting in here @Marie can u lock please
     
  2. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    1x night vig explains the 2 scum kills last night surely.
     
  3. Marie Bookmaker

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    Night 2


    For the night is dark, and full of terrors… Vertie had caused some confusion among the group with his mystic ways of talking *, such ways have confused many a player but not Tim who helped slay the mafia vermin that was Pervertie. Following on from the first successful lynch of a non townie the gang decided to go celebrate at the local * house, as they walked in Scotia shouted “Oi Idio theres your mum in the corner, the one with the pancake * and a bong eye” but before he finished his sentence Joe was on top of the pancaked titty women penetrating her bumhole, “Guess that wasn’t his mum then” Ed muttered. Meanwhile Che, Marie and Winter sat around a table and decided to order in some drinks, “ermmmm ill take a stella please” Che asked the waiter, “Its * 800AD you * kola * * we don’t sell Stella in this era, all we have his Budweiser” the waiter replied, “Ill take a weakbow light fruit then” Che asked, Marie and Winter decided theyd do without a drink, Winter more so because he liked drinking cat *. Tim was still high off being king for the day and decided to go off into a room with a rather weird looking girl called “IAMAFIAO” She had blonde hair blue eyes and a big toe for a thumb, as Tim went into the room the girl locked the door, “* OI OI THIS IS GONNA BE SOME HARDCORE KINKY VIKING *, HELLO HELLO HOW DO YOU DO YOU WANNA BE A MEMBER OF THE TIM TIME CREW” but before he finished his Mcing the girl undressed and had a *, “We can work round this tim said” but they girl then also took her wig off and wiped her make up off, it wasn’t a girl, it was a member of the group, “WOT, Y R U DRESSED AS A GIRL?” Tim shouted but before he finished the man pulled a sword out and sliced up Tim’s stomach so carefully he missed all of his organs, he then began to bite chunks out of Tim’s stomach and grabbed his large intestine and started eating it like it was a long sausage, finally he stuck what was left of his intestines up Tim’s * brought them back out his mouth and tied him up in a knot. Tim died…..


    Tim was…


























    Athelstan!!! Town watcher!









    Were not done….



    Obaf was outside counting stars looking up to the heavens and thanking Thor and Jermaine Defoe for the life he had been given when he was dragged into some bushes, “Hello Lord” the man said, “* u don’t belong in this show” Obaf replied but the man got out his hairy 7.8 inch slong and started to skull * Obaf, while it was happening the man * in Obafs mouth and the man stabbed him in the chest the pee came out and spilt on Obafs body so it also looked like he * him self… Obaf died of some mad *…































    Obaf was….















    Ubba! Town jailkeeper!!!






    Sorry
    @obafgkmlt & @Tim-Time 1888 but its time for you to join your fellow bears in Valhalla! Ill try get you in dead thread asap

    @Marie
    @WINTER TIME
    @As You * Were
    @JC Anton
    @Scotia
    @borobob
    @CheGuevara
    @Idioteque
    @Keano88

    9 remain...
    Takes 5 to lynch
    Deadline Tomorrow night at 12...
     
  5. Marie Bookmaker

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    Right, so a SK killed Ubbafgkmlt by the looks of that write up.
     
  6. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    This is a nightmare start..
     
  7. CheGuevara

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    Yup. 2 kills both nights points to a SK in the mix.
    My betting is still on Anton, Winter and Idio from the lynch on Twisty. Vertie could be * around with his deleted post but I'm game for lynching Anton. He's always scum until proven not in my eyes regardless.
     
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    Does Keano get to king someone or was that a one shot?
     
  9. Marie Bookmaker

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    Yep....shame I wasn't the frigging cop:54:
    Was the two kills on night one not Mafia kills....one their faction kill and the other Vertie's night vig?
     
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    Vertie might not if used it n1, I was obviously jailed by Obaf n1
     
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    May have been, Marie. I just saw two kills and thought that it would be either two factions or a faction and a SK. DID Vertie have a night vig?
     
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    He asked last night about who wanted kinged but I was thinking then that he was at the wind up.

    Tim was Crowned after the Night phase so It was possibly a night action
     
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    Yeah he did. If he had a night big, then maybe it isn't a serial killer, or if it is why didn't he kill on night one?
     
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    He had a night vig, might not have used it granted.....personally, I would have thought that that scum would used a night vig shot asap so as not to risk losing it through losing that player.
     
  15. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    Vert would have used it.. there’s your two kills..

    Bob was jailed hence there wasn’t three..

    Two dead now, point to Bob being a SK..

    Vote Bob
     
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    There's either two scum factions or a SK out there, obaf's death looks more like a SK.
     
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    :43:

    Explain that one please JC?
     
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    Do we know for sure that Bob was jailed?
     
  19. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    Aye Obaf jailed him..
     
  20. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    So two kills in N1 both Mafia kills.. Vert would have used his kill and then the faction kill..

    Bob was jailed or there would have been three kills..

    N2 a faction kill and what looks like a SK Kill..