[Mafia] Mafia 46 - Tarantino world - Watch yer self fella

Dinner?

It's * 1.18 pm

 

Tea is my final meal of the day cunto

 

Tea? Meal?

It goes in a cup and you drink it, you stupid weirdo english *!

 

Is it chicken nuggets

 

Naw, the chickens had a bulletproof

 

Day 3
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I had some of me Grans Chillie and it tasted of absolutely nothing, almost as if she tried flavouring it with water.

Anyway Vertie and Che were arguing like *, "Che why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?" Vertie shouted at Che, "Vertie you * ugly little * go eat your coco pops with a fork, * jebend" Che barked back and it went on like this for ages, meanwhile Springtime was telling Bob & Scotia about his days a professional * eater, "The * is this moron on about" Bob said to Scotia, Scotia however was sat wanking himself off to Tim's dead corpse, weird *.

Things started to get * hardcore and the arguments got worse, Che was defending him self valiantly telling people they were wrong and that they needed to point the finger at sean, "THE * COP HAS A READ ON HIM YOU *, * HANG HIM" But it was no use, soon the gang decided to get Che, First Johnny Dogs got him in a headlock and spat in his ears, Johnny had just been eating a vindaloo so Che's ears were burning like *, next Sean Mac and Vertie tied Che down and they all got weapons out and started to cut Che all over his body, before long Che was crying in agony and the cuts began to bleed like *, he was bleeding out, "I'M NOT SCUM IM BROOMHILDA VON ARSESHAFT" he screamed but Eddie came over and started to throw salt and pepper into the wounds and they stung like *, Springtime got his potato peeler out again and started to slice the * up like a donna meat kebab "Perfectly seasoned" he remarked to Eddie who was wearing a high vs jacket and Chef hat and nothing else. Che was dying and Dazza ran over and took a jobby on him and began tarmacking the jobby into Che's wounds with his * cheeks before Mr Slipperyfist finally finished him by stamping on his throat....






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Col Hans Landa!

Night actions into me by 11.59PM tonight pls

 

Reveal coming shortly...​

 

In the evening, the lower classes and northerners come home from work, school or shopping and sit down to another fairly substantial meal called tea at about 6pm. However, the upper classes and southerners eat later and the meal they eat, called dinner, tends to be the main meal of the day.


Upper class wankstain.

 

Night 3

"Weep not for those that are dead, but for those that are about to be absolutely * bummed to death in the most awful ways" - Book Of Bummings

Also when it's night phase, DONT * POST

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Tales of how Tim was killed had reached around the camp, a harrowing death one that people did not want to suffer themselves, however someone was about to be on the end of another absolutely * horror death.... Townies had all decided to go home for night once again, they were all loaded to * with weapons in anticipation of what was potentially to come, JC had just bought him self a * gun that fired edible jelly * at people, when he got home he just couldn't resist but to try one himself, he opened his mouth and put the gun inside his mouth and shot a * jelly into his mouth, as he chewed on it he grinned in delight as this was one of the filled ones, it tasted like pineapple and was a little thick, he looked at the ammo pack and saw that this flavour was the "* with pineapple flavouring flavour", JC new that eating pineapple makes your sperm taste nicer, yum, unlike my * grans chillie which tasted of nothing and ruined my dinner.

Dazza went home to his 1 bed room apartment, he was an avid gambler and he wanted to get home to watch the Dubai copper cup plant race. As he walked through the door and then locked it for the night, he went into his kitchen to find A * MAN STANDING THEIR, as he looked at this man he noticed a * * awful smell, the man turned around and was eating a bowl of jobby, but this wasnt just any *, it was an aids victims *, the man grinned with crispy bits of * all stuck in his teeth, he still had his cop outfit on, "Hello Dazza, remember me..." the man asked, "Listen fella if this is about that bike i stole from you a few years back then it was nowt personal but you did tie me up and try to get me finger blasted by a gimp" Dazza replied, but it was to empty ears as the man lifted his arm pits up and knocked Dazza out with a * grim smell...

Dazza awoke tied to a chair, "Well Daz im afraid its time for * round two..." and at that the man stuck a tube down Dazzas throat, the man was suffering from chronic stomach cramps probably because he was eating an aids victims * not so long ago so he needed a * now as well, he stuck his * cheeks at the end of the tube and began * down it into Dazzas gob, Dazza couldn't help but swallow the aids ridden * as he didn't want to choke, once the man was done * down the tube in Dazzas mouth he began to flem into it and into Dazzas throat before finally sticking his fingers down his gob and throwing up into Dazzas mouth, Dazza had eaten Aids jobby, Aids spit and Aids sick, yum. The man kept the tube in Dazzas mouth before before out his 12 inch slongaaaaaaa and stuck it down Dazza's throat, Dazza didn't die of chocking, he died because the man had coated his * with yellow snow and you should never eat yellow snow as the person who * in that snow was infact a coke addict so Dazza died of a drug/aids overdose...


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Town Bookie - He could message me each night and predict who was going to get lynched the next day (Or if no one was), if he got it right i gave him a random gift (Cop, Doc, Jail ect)

He was Butch!






I'm afraid we aint done hehehehehehheheehe





















Deebo was a man of simple tastes, for breakfast he often ate oats, dinner he ate grilled chicken salad and for tea he ate Durian fruit with a mixture of grilled Malaysian salad and Henrik Larsson boos. As he was tucking into his tea he noticed that his kitchen window was open, strange, why the * would he leave the kitchen window open at this time of night, as he went over to shut it PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW, he was watching star wars and it was at that scene where PaulM1888 boos Larsson, anyhow he shut the window and BANG! The door blew off and some people entered, "* why, why r u guys scummy *?" "Shut the * up Deebo you * greebo" one of them said as they pulled out a giant knife and put Deebo on his back and started to slice the skin up his spine and pull it out either side like a * mattress, they turned him back over and one of them proceeded to start biting his teeth, *??? Deebo was obviously in * some amount of pain, he was also badly bloated so one of the nasty people gave him one of those active yoghurts, at least Deebo wouldn't die bloated, as Deebo went to eat it he pulled the lid off only to find the yoghurt was filled with teeth, the home invaders laughed as they put Deebo back on his front and pulled his back skin over his head and Deebo began to suffocate inside his own skin, the nasty peeps began booting him in his balls so he starting throwing up inside his own back skin and was suffocating even more before one of them pulled the skin away and slashed his throat..






Deebo was....
















Alabama Whitman! Town Vote stealer- Twice he could steal someones votes!!!!

Sorry @Deebo & @Dazza you shall be added to the dead thread....




12 remain, takes 7 to lynch...
Deadline Tomorrow night at 11.33PM

 

@Vertie
@obafgkmlt
@JC Anton
@Pablo87

 

@Seán Mac D
@Johnny Dogs
@EddieBhoy96
@SPRING TIME

 

@borobob
@Idioteque
@Mr. Slippyfist
@Scotia

 

Another dreadful night phase. Any info anyone ?

 

Time zone * has some catching up to do...

 

No result on @JC Anton.

 

No Result?

You must have been blocked mate.

 

Deebo stole my vote, I can't vote today

 

Bit * if he got killed