MAFIA 39 - THE OMEN

Tim and Bob I mean..

 

Yes, that's a lynch.

No more posting please.

 

Scotia was sat alone, contemplating the life that he had led.

"I have always tried to serve you as best as I could, Father".

Scotia's chambermaid came in to change his duvet covers.

"Right ya * ugly auld *, you've shat yersel again haven't you?"

Scotia looked to the ground, and grabbed his rosary beads and prayed for forgiveness.

As he was just about to move onto his 10th bead, some of the folk from around town came for a visit.

Tim Time gave the ugly old man some grapes and dazza gave him some orange Lucozade.

As Scotia took out his false teeth, and took a big gulp of the refreshing glucose drink, he just as soon spat it shouting "YA DIRTY * * THIS ISNAE LUCOZADE THIS IS DAZZA'S PISH!!!!!!"

Unfortunately there had been some residue of lucozade left in the bottle when dazza poured it out and diluted it with his manky stinky dehydrated pish, and Scotia had type 1 diabetes.

Scotia started shaking voilently, muttering some garbage. Took a hypo and collapsed to the ground, dead.


Scotia died.

Scotia was......




















































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Not the innocent priest he claimed to be......















































He was.......







































The Jackal birth mother of Damien the ANTICHRIST!!!!!

Evil goon.



























All night actions in please.​

 

Hey who removed my image?

 

No.. I’m sure you did the right thing..(pm me)

 

He’s a sick pup..

 

Obscene amount of time for a Mafia thread to be closed.. @The Bunnet sack the host..

 

I'll try and get it started again before the fitba.

If not, * off the guinness is calling me...

 

Fair one mate, only teasing..

Just make sure the Dead Thread is up and running..

 

Sorry guys write ups will be short and sweet.

There was a party round at Minty's house. His Mrs thought it would be a good idea to let the spider out of it's cage and give some * a fright.

Unbeknowns to her, JC Anton was * scared of them. When he saw it running towards him, the daft * tried to run away, but fell over a tin of minty's dog's food and smashed right through a windae and ended up a blood pancake on the street below.

JC was deed, he was







Peter Reynolds, innocent wee annoyin *







V for vendetta was on tinder last night. Found a * grannie looking for her hole in his area. The bold yin fired on his best aftershave and made off with a fresh bag of Werther's Originals to woo the old vixen.

When he got to the hotel, and chapped the door, there was no old woman, it was a * in a robe who whipped out a rusty old dagger and stabbed him right in the nostrils and then kicked him in the 1" erection.

V died, V was.....







Carl Bugenhagen, exorcist and finder of the Daggers of Megiddo













Another twist to the tale.....








































Twisty was bursting for a pish. His master put his leash on and took him for a walk.

As both were walking down an alley looking for the nearest park, an auld * in a robe whistled toward them, both looked around and a dagger came flying from the old man's hand - heading directly between the man's eyes.

Twisty, in his unremorseful allegiance to his master jumped in front of the blade which stabbed him and killed him.

His master ran like * as the old man ran in the opposite direction.


Twisty died, he was....
















The Hellhound! Charged with protecting Damien Thorn.








No more deaths.


Begin day 2.


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The good always die young.. deed thread please @The Bunnet

Enjoy..

 

Nice work so far. Twisty and Scotia gone