Just had sleep paralysis

Ive had it twice, first time a was about 21 n nearly went crying to my ma Was traumatic

 

I get it from time to time but I always know what it is so I don't worry about it and just go straight back to dreaming.

One of these days I'm going to have a stroke and think that everything's normal.

 

I don't get it...


Is it because I'm ginger ?

 

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I thought I had mine under control, instead of panicking i'd think it's alright it's only a dream i'll wake up in a sec and that worked, for about a month. Now my mind has this amazing ability to trick me in to thinking i'm awake but i'm actually still dreaming and going through this horrible * so I have to wake myself up twice which is pretty hard to do.

 

I had it once. I thought that girl from the exorcists was running around my room spitting on my floor.

 

I remember I was staying at my pals house and I was in a single bed across the room from his single bed and I woke up, seen him wake up and get out of bed to go to the toilet but I couldn't move my body or speak but I could see what was going on in the room. Was horrible.

Is that sleep paralysis?

 

No

I think that is bondage.

 

I have had it before (not bondage haha!) where I could not move or utter a noise, I was in my room and a strange being came up to me holding a baby, woke up sweating and was like *?! A week later my misses found out she was pregnant

 

Had it a few times, don't get any old * or demons kicking about though .

I just lie there for a minute or 2 and can only move my eyes then I gradually wake up properly and I'm sorted.

 

I had it last night. I've had it a few times, but last night was probably the second worst time I've had it, after the first time.

I've recently being studying Satanic groups at uni, and as such have been set an assessment about their behaviour, rituals etc. (This will come in relevant!)

Last night I was sleeping, yet still had some form of consciousness. My eyes were open, my bedroom was dark (obviously), but completely normal. Then suddenly the window crashed in and a demon thing came in, claiming to be the devil started screaming and shouting at me, and subjecting me to blasting attacks of air that were * freezing. I was completely still, and couldn't move one bit. It was then that the semi-conscious part of me realised what was happening, so then I just started thinking things like 'I don't even believe in the devil' and '* off, you're not real'. After a few of these thoughts there was one final blast of wind, the devil * off and I was completely conscious.

Pretty mad *.

I'm assuming the reason for the devil featuring is because of my recent studies. Nice to see that he * off when I told him he didn't exist!

 

Will have to try that with the tv license inspector.

 

When I get it I don't remember much but I know I try to scream (to no avail), so I must see something in the bedroom. I'm sure I see myself being attacked.

 

Why's it always creepy * that happens? No one seems to be surrounded by puppies or kittens.

 

Good point.


The night before I had a strange dream.

Celtic were playing a friendly fixture against an Ancient Greek time. Somehow they managed to bring this team into the future from 3000 years ago. Weird as * I know...

Celtic decided to play a few players from my 11 a side team in the game. I was placed in net for Celtic. Had a few saves, kept a clean sheet.

We ended up scoring a last minute goal and winning 1-0. In a packed Celtic Park as well, it felt really realistic being on the pitch, seeing the crowd go crazy...

The Ancient Greek team had some cheerleaders as well thatcame to speak to us after the game. One of them was well into me as well. She was so * beautiful, like pure stunning.

I literally met the girl of my dreams in my dreams...

What a * way to end a * brilliant dream!

 

Cant beat it when you notice you are dreaming but dont wake up. Thought i was at work, noticed i was dreaming so punched some * n shagged the receptionist, then woke up

 

That's how champions dream, good sir.