Jota - Welcome Home!

He’s been a key player for Portugal youths and probably had basically no rest for years with the amount of tournaments they’re in a tend to go far in every one.

With our usual schedule as well it’s probably the only long break he’s guaranteed for a while.

 

Fair play if i had four weeks of single and his dough I’d be off round the globe like a shot same as him he knows he is coming back to us you can tell in his laid back attitude that’s not a player wondering if he has a club to go back to or back out on loan that’s a guy that’s enjoying his time because he knows he’s back in the hoops for the next 5 years

 

No idea - but I certainly did

 

Living his very best life. Batter in fella.

 

Aye I'm sure he's t-total, I mind an interview where he said he only drinks water. The fact he has the patience to hang out with all us drunken plebs on holiday stone cold sober just makes him even more of a saint.

 

He has the most valuable hair since Henrik's dreadlocks. He should shave his head, put his hair up for auction and donate it to charity.

Speaking of which....I often wonder what happened to Henrik's dreads. Whatever barber he went to surely must have kept them. They'll be out there somewhere....probably in a frame on the barber shop wall.

 

I dread to think...

 

I believe he got them cut in the short lived topless barber that opened in paisley.

His dreads can now be partly found in the areola of Charlotte 23 from Ferguslie Park.

 

Feegie Park in Paisley??? * going there for a hair cut. You'd go there if you wanted your throat cut....no yer hair

 

Always wondered how true the story about the full-size astro pitch which the council had taken weeks to lay in Ferguslie and was nicked overnight by the locals was.

Certainly believable, which is why I tell it like its true all the time

 

Just takes drone

 

Yassssss ETims coming out the box.


A source for the Jota world party

 

It's clearly done..

Half 2's in Pacha and he's on his third bottle of highland spring, spilling his guts to randoms that he's staying..

 

This guy man. My favourite player in years. Can't wait to watch him do those sexy wee backheels in the CL next year.

 

It will be done don’t think the club would announce a clear fan’s favourite in the way ccv was announced.

 

I forgot about that! My mate in Paisley at the time swore that he had seen astroturf in gardens with white lines, he said there was a penalty spot in one