If you scored the winner in an Old Firm game

Ibrox

Get arrested with celebration. I would be uncontrolable.

 

Ok, this is honestly what I would do and yes it certainly is a bit extreme.

Ibrox for me, I would make and wear a white t-shirt under my Celtic top with a picure of a pope punching a hun, I would use various computer software devices to make sure it was funny. My dream would be to come back from 2-0 down to make it 2-2, it is the last game of the season, we need to win to win the title, a draw means Rangers have won it, we get a corner in the 95th minute of added time (only supposed to be 4 mins added on but we win a corner, it is the very last action of the game) the corner is taken in front of the rangers fans, Boruc is up for it! The ball arrives in the box, Boruc wins the flick on, I volley home from close range into the top corner. The entire stadium is silenced apart from a small minority going * mental at the other end of the pitch! I would then proceed to reveal my t-shirt and bless myself right in front of the big fat ugly *.

Finally I would sprint like a mad man right to the Rangers bench and smack Novo so hard in the face it caused permanent damage to the little *. I would recieve a red card from the ref, I would kiss him and wave to the Rangers fans as im leaving the field. I would get probably get done for just about everything (Violent conduct, causing a mass riot etc) and would happily accept my huge fine and get down to the job centre the next morning

 

I havent laughed so much in ages , some of you guys have the most vivid imagination , just wouldnt like to see you all on the pitch at the one time ..:icon_mrgreen:

 

Haha, great question, took a lot of consideration! In the end, Ibrox for me. Can you imagine the joy of a deathly silence in that * hole with a little pocket of tims going nuts and all the players around you going mental. And just looking around as all the huns streamed to the exits or shouted abuse, threw their scarves on the pitch and generally acted like the scum they are, while you saluted your fans and repeatedly blessed yourself. Fantastic thought!

 

id like to fling monopoly money at the rangers bench or just get down on my knees and bless myself

 

ibrox..run around mad then bless myself

 

A hard choice-scoring in front of 50000 happy celts or 45000 sick Huns

 

I think I would just go for scoring at Ibrox over Celtic Park. Mainly because it is always tougher to win away so getting the winner at Ibrox might help the team that bit more.

 

Ibrox, right infront of all that mob

 

Id prob get jailed if i were to scxore a last minute winner against them * lol. so it would have to be at parkhead where their are more of us

 

parkhead for me!

 

such a hard decision!!
had to go for ibrox though :icon_mrgreen:

 

Got to be Paradise man gust for the emotional feeling of all our fans going nuts around you.

Actually had a dream not long ago I belted in a freekick in the last minute at Ibrox, aeroplaned up to the * sect and leapt onto a adboard, then in true Iggy Pop fashion, whipped down the kecks displaying all the glory!


was a strange dream mind!