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“What do you get if you cross a Hun with a Jobby?”
“A slightly thicker jobby.”
“Why did the Hun NEVER cross the road?
He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange”
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Why did the hun's wife and sister have to share the same Christmas present?
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What makes snowhuns different from snowtims?
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What did the Rangers fan get on his IQ test?
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What's orange and looks really good on a Rangers fan?
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What's Clement getting from Santa for Christmas?
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What does a Sevco fan do after watching their team win the League?
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