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Funny songs from the fans

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by St.Sixtus, Nov 14, 2008.

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  1. month67

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    caught in the queens bedroom i remember
    "michael fagan s******* your queen"
     
    month67, May 22, 2009
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  2. ronnie1uk

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    Fav Celtic Song:
    YNWA
    Can any one remember at celtic park when gazza was in the papers for hitting his wife all you could hear around the ground was,
    YOU CANNAE BEAT THE CELTIC YOU CAN ONLY BEAT SHERYL * brilliant cause you could see it was getting to him (Im sure we beat them 2-0 that day )
     
    ronnie1uk, May 22, 2009
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  3. RyanMcavoy

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    m8 a wis jist readin that thare na fot eh a wee extra bit ye could ad on to it :rolleyes: so here it goes lol...

    we had henrik,
    we had lubo,
    david murrays * a judo

    with a nik nak paddy wak
    give the dog a leg,
    and david murrays hoppin home :D
     
    RyanMcavoy, May 22, 2009
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  4. KingBoruc1

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    Fav Celtic Player:
    Artur Boruc
    Fav Celtic Song:
    You'll Never Walk Alone
    Rangers fans: Lubos a gypsy

    Celtic fans: I'd rather be a gypsy than a hun
     
    KingBoruc1, May 22, 2009
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  5. paulmitchell

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    Brown, Crosas, Boruc
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Let The People Sing
    A favourtie of mines was the dirty spaniard one last year about ugly betty and all the novos * each other.:56:
     
    paulmitchell, May 22, 2009
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  6. london-tim

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    Read this piece in nuts magazine bout funniest football chants in tribute to nakamura.........he eats chow mein and votes sinn fein........priceless :shamrock::celt_2:
     
    london-tim, May 22, 2009
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  7. Benedicto

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    I remember something like this:

    Bless them all, Bless them all
    The Pope & St. Vincent de Paul
    * yer King Billy cos he's down in *
    And * yer John Knox cos he's down there as well

    When the Green flag is flying so high
    The Celtic will fight till they die
    For we won't be mastered by no orange *
    Bless them all, bless them all.

    ---------------------------------------------------

    I wanna be a provo ranger
    I wanna be a provo ranger
    I wanna live a life of danger
    I wanna live a life of danger

    Here's to the girl that I love best
    Here's to the girl that I love best
    (you know the rest)

    ---------------------------------------------------

    You can tell by her walk
    You can tell by her talk
    You can tell by her eyes so blue

    You can tell by her f****
    That she comes from Kilarney
    By the way she smiles at you

    ---------------------------------------------------

    If I had the wings of a sparrow
    If I had the * of a crow
    I'd fly over Ibrox tomorrow
    And * on the * below, below

    ---------------------------------------------------

    (to the tune of Brown girl in the ring)

    John Greig is a poof - tra, la la la la ...........

    ---------------------------------------------------
     
    Benedicto, May 22, 2009
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  8. DennyBhoy

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    YNWA - LTPS
    His Father And His Brother, his Sister And His Mother, they all * Each Other..The Adams Family

    to the tune of the adams family theme song, towards fat charlie adam
     
    DennyBhoy, May 22, 2009
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  9. cesar67

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    hes half a boy and half a girl mendes, mendes, riding boys all over the world mendes, mendes, he wears a frock and loves the *, sells his * at govan docks, pedro mendes mcgregors dirty bit!!..
     
    cesar67, May 23, 2009
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  10. Rosario FC

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    Fav Celtic Song:
    YNWA, The Celtic Song
    Liverpool fans to Alan Shearer the other week when they were beating Newcastle.

    "You Should have stayed on the telly, stayed on the telly......."

    Fair play to Shearer he was laughing at it.
     
    Rosario FC, May 23, 2009
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  11. KK-Bhoy

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    Shearer's been taking some right good stick of late - Sunderland fans were absolutely ripping him to shreds at Portsmouth on Monday night.
     
    KK-Bhoy, May 23, 2009
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  12. joshybabes

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    Best thing i've ever seen - i know it aint a song

    But when Rangers finished third Aberdeen fans had a banner saying

    Agent McLiesh return to base camp. Mission Accomplished.

    Was so funny.
     
    joshybabes, May 23, 2009
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  13. CrosasRightFoot

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    Fav Celtic Song:
    Over and Over
    Ten men went to lift,
    Went to lift Frank Lampard,
    Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard.

    He's big, He's blue
    He's twice the size of you
    Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

    He's Big
    He's *
    He Can't Fit In His Kit!
    It's Peter Crouch!, Peter Crouch
     
    CrosasRightFoot, May 23, 2009
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  14. Tiocfaidh-Arla

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    I Hope You Die In Your Sleep Nacho Novo (8)
    Sung at reserve game at ibrox when Celtic won 8 in a row, "Your no in pro ev, your no in pro ev, Andy Webster, your no in pro ev" To the same tune of we know your a Hun hahaha * class!
     
    Tiocfaidh-Arla, May 23, 2009
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  15. Cobbs67

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    Fav Celtic Song:
    Willy and Danny
    He tried to poach an egg for tea, Kirky Kirky
    He ended up in A&E, Kirky Kirky
    He's * * at the back
    He canna even make a snack
    Kiiiiirk Broadfoot, stupid * Hun.


    Park Park wherever you may be
    Eating dogs in your own country
    Could be worse you could be scouse
    Eating rats in your council house

    They both crack me up
     
    Cobbs67, May 23, 2009
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  16. Henke.

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    This is how it feels to be Celtic
    There's only one Mrs Mols
    she likes pies and sausage rolls.
    She tried Slimfast
    it doesnae last,
    she's a fat Filipino *.
     
    Henke., May 23, 2009
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  17. Henke.

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    This is how it feels to be Celtic
    Airdrie fans at a match years ago.

    He's black, he's gay
    he plays for Air-der-ay Fashenu, Fashenu.
     
    Henke., May 23, 2009
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  18. renton1888

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    Our God Reins
    As the huns began their bile at Ibrox with their rendition of the sash, we responded with "Our * Reigns". To watch their crooked faces will remain with me forever.
     
    renton1888, May 23, 2009
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  19. CrosasRightFoot

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    :56::56::56: So United supporters do have a sense of humour!
     
    CrosasRightFoot, May 23, 2009
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  20. superswede

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    celtic symphony
    Years ago at pittodrie it was the last game of the season and they had been let in for half price, "YOUR ONLY HERE COS ITS HALF PRICE!!"

    It was good craic!!
     
    superswede, May 23, 2009
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