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Funny songs from the fans

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by St.Sixtus, Nov 14, 2008.

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  1. Fancy Pants

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    "Richard Gough child molester" was good un :50:
     
  2. St.Sixtus

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    Whats got no legs and hates the IRA
    Whats got no legs and hates the IRA
    Whats got no legs and hates the IRA
    Norman Tebbit's wifes wheelchair !!

    :52:
     
  3. Jbhoy67

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    Lord Mountbatten had a boat ee i ee i oo
     
  4. St.Sixtus

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    Ooh aah, Peter Grantona
    Ooh aah, Peter Grantona

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  5. St.Sixtus

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    with a bang bang here, a bang bang there . . .

    :50:

    Quality stuff !!!
     
  6. Aido1888

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    Quoted from Kerrydale


    A fat kid in the front row of the Kilmarmock end gets the ball when it goes out for a Celtic throw. Said fat kid holds it out for Naylor. Naylor obviously suspects that fatty is going to either throw the ball away or throw it at him if he goes for it. Big Mick then runs towards fatty and fatty then chucks the ball along the ground. Celtic fans then start singing "You fat bassa, you fat bassa".
    The cops then start talking to fatty and as they are doing so Celtic score. The whole of the Celtic end then turn to fatty and start chanting "Fatty, fatty what's the score?". Celtic score again and the Celtic end turn to fatty and start chanting "Sebo....."
    At half time just before the teams come back out fatty briefly disappears. Celtic end starts chanting "Where's your fatty gone?......" He then returns a few minutes later to rapturous applause.
     
  7. Jbhoy67

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    Throws with the left
    Throws with the right
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    He petrol bombs all night
     
  8. squire_2

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    Football fans can be funny as * :56:
     
  9. fjg

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    even though i hate the wee * and shouldn't like this, i can't help but find the "pedro mendes, he's got long hair, looks like jesus but we don't care" song * hillarious.
     
  10. Martin

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    I saw Frank LeBoeuf interviewed a few years ago when he was at Chelsea. He was saying that when he signed the fans were chanting

    'He's here, he's there
    He's every fuckingwhere Frank LeBoeuf, Frank Leboeuf'

    The next week it was his turn to (ghost) write the players page in the match programme, and in the piece he asked the fans to bear in mind there were kids in the crowd and to tone it down.

    So the next week he runs out and the fans start chanting

    'He's here, he's there
    We're not allowed to swear Frank Lebouef, Frank Lebouef'
     
  11. redbhoy

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    Always thought the Sheepshaggers chant of "Nice one Simmie, nice one son, nice one Simmie, lets have another one", when they were playing the Huns was quite a good noise up.
     
  12. W33kev

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    charlie adams sisters pants are the best you can smell from the east to the west.
    what a belter or that marc crosas crosas master of the pass the pass ......... he
    pokes his with in the * the * ..... and so on found that funny
     
  13. inourshadow

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    henry"safehands"smith at hearts alway got "henry henry drop"the ball for the jungle(and he usually did)
     
  14. Jungle Bhoy

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    :56::56::56::56:brilliant!!!
     
  15. W33kev

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    did you ever remeber when scotsport was on last year
    well if you ever watched it . archie mcpherson
    would constantly call darcheville.... DARKEY-ville i was
    * pishing myself with laughter after a few games
    of doing it he started pronouncing it properly the tv bosses must
    have had a word with him. beats me how the huns never made an
    complaint. was it just me or did anyone else hear it
    i found it very amussing as he is black. but i aint a rasicst:celt_2::shamrock:
     
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    i remember early eighties... frank mcgarvey ran out for his warm up at celtic park...and within a few seconds the jungle realised frank had had the worst haircut in the history of scissors, and started singing "what the * * is that! " all the other celtic players were pishing themselves and frank looked about as embarrassed as he could be.
     
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    Tell all the huns ya know have been brilliant
     
  18. Jbhoy67

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    Tell all the huns ya know, Aberdeen is as far as they`ll go,
    they won`t need their shades, or their buckets and spades,
    they`ll just need a sledge in the snooooowwww
     
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  19. surferrosa

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    classic mate - those were the days

    rossio 2 years back when an extremely ugly local tramp walked through the square full of tims to cries of ..

    can you see the handsome hun.. oohhh, oohhhh

    also in lisbon that year .. oh the rangers are merde, oh the rangers are merde!

    also the plg gonna get the sack song

    and the blueroom is bare song!!!
     
  20. Craiglang Gold Member Gold Member

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    cant believe no ones mentioned "where's yir * helicopter noo?"