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at the hapoel game a couple of year ago sitting in my seat there was a couple of drunk guys behind me from up north think it was there first game so i'm sitting and hear them talking about hapoel and how there from isreal and how there jews in their team then the other guy completly clueless turns round and says to his mate "so there all runnin about out there with no foreskin is that possible"

 

About 20 years ago.. just about to take our seats in main stand at back of tunnel my pal says "haw theres that wee bird aff the telly" then shouts out "hey Sally..SALLY". At witch Sally souts right back, "im Hazel". All the press boys and fans around us were * it......* doughball.

 

True Story this, won't be even 5% as funny explaning it but if you were there it would be up there with the top 3 funny moments in your life.

As alot of people have probably heard from my videos, us lot down the North East aren't used to "posh talking" mackems! This was just last year against Newcastle, I have a Season ticket so obviously I've sat in same seats for past 6 years, I sit with my Uncle but he was Ill so I ended up going alone, tension was high, biggest game of the season against the Scum, everyone saying "We're guna * do these *" etc, suddenly, this bloke wearing a shirt and tie, (Yes a shirt and Tie) and his wife take the seats next to me and instantly I noticed these wern't from around here! They were talking in a quite bizzare incredibly Posh accent, she had a flask of Tea and both wearing a scarf with a huge hat.

I heard the woman a few times say this was there very first game at the Stadium of Light, as the match got on he came out with some classics.

"* Good tackle Sunshine"

"Don't be silly Ref, no foul there I say"

"Shoot my son"

All spoken in a accent that was absolutely brillaint, as the match got on I heard his wife tell him to calm down because he had high blood pressure, just after Nolan scored the place went dead where I was sitting, the bloke included.

He started to go more and more quiet, barely making a noise for the next 20 minutes other than the occasional sigh and quiet moan.

This man was now starting to breathe really heavily and even I could see he was getting too carried away (Spoken from myself who at this point was praying to the sky for a goal) the wife was getting more and more worried and told him they were leaving before he has a heart attack.

Just as they stood up, in the last minute of extra time we got a fluke equaliser, the man let out a noise than I have never and will never hear again, it sounded like nothing I could describe, he then let out a scream of joy and started bouncing on the spot, not moving, just bouncing on the spot for about 15 seconds before letting out a massive jump, after regaining his breath and finally calming down he let's out a quite brillaint .....

"Suck my * Joey Barton you stupid un-intelligent bottom basher"



This spoken in a posh accent was enough to make me laugh to the point I had sore ribs, everyone around us was crying with laughter other than the wife who stood with her mouth open in disgust!

He gets a round of applause from 10-15 people around us, takes a Bow and goes!

I still laugh 3 times a week to this story, the bloke who let it all build up for 90 minutes before coming out with that ^

Quality!

 

plus the fact hes not even german , poor guy

 

First year I had a ST in 106 row F and Sammi goes on one of his stupid * runs and loses the ball very easily. The whole section where like "aw for *'s sake!" and the like which went on for about 5 seconds. Everything dies down but there's a guy about 10 rows behind us who was obviously on a rant the second Sammi lost the ball and all we heard was "...ya arshole!". Must have been heard from 4 sections away.

My brother had a fiver for 4-0 on against St Mirren, the game where Ki scored that screamer to make it 4, should have seen him jump about like a dafty. There was about 10 minutes left of the game and whenever Celtic were getting corners he was shouting "that's never a corner ref".

 

Properly sore ribs way laughter at this mate! hahaha

 

Just in general, there is a fella who sits in the North West Lower (NN) at CP, who we have dubbed 'Angry Man'.

This guy is honestly one of the funniest guys I have ever seen at the football, as he goes into mad fits of perma-rage ranting at players, which usually results on fits of laughter from the people sitting around him (as he gets angrier, his voice gets squeakier - and the voice does not siut him).

Anyway, after das huns were rioting in Manchester, one of the following games at CP, everyone was wearing wee police hats......this guy had one on, but it was a kids one- * tiny compared to his big, baldy heed.

almost pished myself laughing that day, him going into his usualdecibal-defying rant - and his wee police hat on

 

guy sits behind me at CP, hates the * out of samaras. giving him pelters all game, sammy pops up and scores a cracker of a goal. just as the celebrations die down the guy just mutters to himself "aye, yer still *".[/QUOTE]
sounds like my father:icon_mrgreen:When Sammy tore the huns a new one at Ibrox my father didnt know whether to laugh or cry

 

My brother had a fiver for 4-0 on against St Mirren, the game where Ki scored that screamer to make it 4, should have seen him jump about like a dafty. There was about 10 minutes left of the game and whenever Celtic were getting corners he was shouting "that's never a corner ref".[/QUOTE]
Ha.:icon_mrgreen: Quality

 

Markey's story about the posh guy wins hands down

 

Sat last night with a few of the boys and talking about this thread. We'd all sit and watch the Celtic matches together in Belfast, in one of our locals.

I said about this and we started talking about funny things that happened when we've been watching Celtic matches.

The best one was from the Gers match, we won 1-0 and McDonald scored a cracking volley. Think we were playing * up to that point, can't mind I was blocked, and one of our lads was up getting a pint, but you could hear him round the bar. Caldwell fired the ball forward, and he just ordered and shouted "Caldwell, ye * goat!" Remember Caldwell fired it forward Sammy knocked it on and McDonald scored!, so he shouts " Caldwell ya * goat! * * knocking the ball at SamaRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

We all start celebrating and turn round to see the wee man, He's standing on the * bar with his shirt over his head a la Ravenelli! Hilarious!

Ended up sitting drinking in the bar til 12 and then got thrown out for singing IRA songs. Good night!

 

That will certainly be hard to top

 

*.....boooooo!!

 

cause sometimes boo just isn't enough:icon_mrgreen:

 

Oh another one just popped into mind.

2-1 game against Hibs when Ras scored in the 92nd minute. Hibs were given one of the softest penalties I've ever seen.

Guy behind me is giving the ref pelters:

"See you ya * orange *, ya cheating *, I hope yeh * crash and die on the way hame!!!"

And I turned round and said "that's a bit harsh mate, he's probably getting the bus hame"

He just looked at me though.

 

my funniest one guy behind me shouted out andreas thom is carrying an injury its called phil o,donnell * rest phils soul but at the time we all couldnt stop laughing both of them had a lot of injury problems which was a right pity cause they could fairly play a bit

 

I was at a game at CP in the late 90's and it was half time. A young guy walks up from the concorse (sp) and shouts up to his mate quite a few rows back.
'PAUL...PAUL they dont have any pies lefy wit dae ye want?
Reply 'Wit there is no pies, thats *'

Q the big fat guy who stood up, arms out like the broony and shouted at the top of his voice 'I ATE AW THE * PIES!!!'

It had the whole section in stiches

 

Big sebo behind me at CP, just cos he looks like sebo, he always has a comment on what the away support are singing

"wit they singing!? Half price at pizza hut!?"