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Fake Gary Caldwell twitter

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by SloBhoy, Dec 4, 2009.

Discuss Fake Gary Caldwell twitter in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Dempsey

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    Absolute Gold! :56:
     
  2. Cville1989

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    I liked the McManus one in tescos, quality1
     
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    It takes Gary Caldwell 4 or 5 days to get his hair just the way he likes it.

    :56:
     
  4. JamieBhoy1888

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    this stuff is brilliant the best one has to be the gary caldwell, some funny stuff in the others but some of the caldwell ones are sensational

    a few of my favorites

    "Time to get dressed. I might put on my Beckenbauer t-shirt..I wonder if he's wearing the Gary Caldwell one I sent him. "

    "bought new boots for the Dons game on Saturday..Ugg boots, * it. I could play in flippers if you asked me. I have done. Talent is talent."

    "Gary Caldwells arm is sore. Maybe I need to stop sleeping with that captains armband on. "
    :56::56:
     
  5. BarryBhoy

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    People are always saying "Gary Gary! What would u be if not a world class footballer? Model? Astronaught?" - Nelson Mandella

    LAAWWL.
     
  6. Craigyjac.

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    What's the name of the other guy from WHAM! ? See, nobody knows. That's the future that's waiting for Stephen McManus

    :56::56::56:

    U try being 2x World Player of the Year, Euro Player of the Year and Golden Boot Winner in your head, then see who's modest

    :56:

    Just filming my "cash 4 cauld" ad. It'll be getting screened during Jauary. Cauld prices are at an all time high!


    These are * hilarious.
     
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  7. SloBhoy

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    The Barry Robson and Mowbray ones have been deleted. :54:
     
  8. Craigyjac.

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    I'm Stuck for Christmas present ideas for the family....Signed Gary Caldwell photos for the 3rd year in a row? SPOT ON.

    lol
     
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    Comedy gold
     
  10. sheabhoy08

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    Funny stuff!:icon_mrgreen:
     
  11. Craigyjac.

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    I've been * Tiger Woods wife behind HIS back

    On yerself heid.:56:
     
  12. SloBhoy

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    Wondering if Middlesbrough fans have ever seen a galactico before. It'll be like having 2 Xmases!

    :56: :56:
     
  13. SloBhoy

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    "Coupla girls came upto me the day "Gary Gary Gary! Can you sign our *?" - Sorry girls, the only person who signs * is Walter Smith."

    "How come, right, yer P.E Teacher used to wait till you where in the skud before he came and spoke to you in the changies?" "...And why does Tony Mowbray do the same thing? MY EYES ARE UP HERE TONY! Aye I know it's difficult, but try and no stare at "Thuram"."

    The last one has been edite now, but hahaha. :56:
     
  14. Craigyjac.

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    This guy should be up for a comedy award.:56:
     
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    Just saw this one

    Middlesborough !!! Wheres that ?? is it a suburb of the place in Lord of the rings ?? i dunno maybe its full of small people :bbpd:
     
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    I've no seen a team pumped as bad as that since Rangers V Unirea.

    :56:
     
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    :56::56::56:This is the best thread in TC's history.
     
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    "Supposedly Eskimo's have 1000 words for snow. Gary Caldwell has 1001."

    "Still waiting to hear from Gillette after the 126 emails I've sent them. With Tiger and Theirry out on their *, I'm the obvious choice."
     
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    this is absolute genuis man