Celtic v Shakter Karagandy UCL Qualifier 20th Aug, KO 4pm, Live on ITV4

got to listen to these zombie bawbags in work tomorrow.

and after all the encouragement I give them and there new team ah naw. :smiley-laughing002:

 

"I didn't really feel uncomfortable in the game at all. I thought we would score and that would put a totally different complexion on the tie, but the fact that we didn't just makes it a little bit more difficult now."

"I think I've still got enough in the squad to come through the tie, so that's what we'll endeavour to do."

Absolutely embarrassing to see our manager say something like that after what was witnessed tonight.

Shocking.

 

don't know about that.
but you can buy a pun' of lamb mince oot the asda for 3 quid.

 

Fuckit if we have too get everyone rested Saturday and up to speed...

This is no time to be * about,Alots at stake..
The whole season is riding on next Wednesday,we can't afford to risk anyone who isn tried and tested for us again at this moment in time.
We need players who know our system and can get the job done...

Forster

Lustig
Ambrose(I know)
Mulgrew
Izzy

Brown
Ledley

Forrest
Commons
Sammy

Stokes

Players that have been in and around the squad that can do the bizz..

Bring in balde and derk later in the game hopefully to stretch them even more

 

sheep is needed in Glazgow

Guys, how much does the sheep cost in Glazgow? And where can we get it? It's really hard to transport sheep directly from Kazakhstan
We (Shakter's fan) plan to slaughter a sheep next week before a game starts.
We are looking for a fat black sheep.

 

Forster

Matthews Lustig Mulgrew Izaguirre

Brown Ledley

Boerrigter Watt Stokes Samaras


BANZAI!

 

I missed the game but read the stats and I honestly think things are being blown out of proportion. We dominated that game with 70 percent possesion and ee had numerous chances. That tesm obviously done more homework on us than what we did on them.

I have no doubt that we will kill them off at home. If the players want another year without european football then they can play the next leg half heartedly, but I doubt that will happen.

 

:smiley-laughing002:

Fair play to you. We deserve whatever you throw at us tonight.

 

I'm still disgusted, not with the players or coaches, but the money men at the club, NL has had his hands tied.

 

Pick some up in Aberdeen.

 

Just get flight direct to Aberdeen and you will be in sheep heaven..

You may have to ride for long time(not borat meaning) to glasgow 8 hours gallop and you can kill and deep fry as reward..

Good luck

 

Post of the year

Just find "the barras" in the Gallowgate near Celtic Park mate and they'll sort you out.

Be careful though.

Sheep in Glasgow are hard *

 

Shakhter Karagandy - Celtic

Possession
39% - 61%

Shots
10 - 14

On target
4 - 4

Corners
3 - 6

Fouls
12 - 6

It really wasn't as 1 sided as people are making out.

 

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Absolutley * *....seen pensioners with more movement than that crap.

 

You do realise the level of our opposition don't you?

Having more shots and possession is hardly something to shout about,it's pretty embarrassing if we cling onto any stats from tonight..

Yes we can get the job done but tonight is one to forget

 

We were the better team in a lot of respects mate but we were also * in others. Not getting an away goal being the main one.

 

That's exactly what I mean? I'm highlighting just how average we played.

Some people are on here talking like we totally bossed the game and were unlucky.

Truth is, apart from the possession (which meant absolutely nothing) it was a very even game.

 

Fair enough mate I read that wrong..

Strange game as we could have been 2/3 up and plain sailing then we just let it completely slip away from us and do anything with all that possession we had hardly any of it was threatening..
We were dangerous from set plays that's about it