Minding my own business in a WH Smith on the M6 I caught a guy trying to peel back the silver wrapping on the top shelf mags trying to get a wee gander.
I thought to my self, surely this wee * (middle aged guy in a suit) isn't buying a * mag? Hasn't he got a phone or a laptop ffs.
Anyway sure thing bold as brass who is standing in front of me in the line? Yer wee pervert clutching the filthy jazz mag under his arm.
I felt sorry for the young lassie behind the till as she looked kinda mortified :smiley-laughing002:
But aye I didnt think people actually went bought * mags these days. Only time I ever done is when a bunch of us went a * run to the 24hour garage at daft o clock oot our gills on class A drugs but would I * by one acting aw legit :56:
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it just brings him back to his youth
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It was you, wasn't it.
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maybe he recognized the girl on the front?
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Couldny beat finding a few ripped out pages from a * mag when you were out on your lonesome.
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You forgot the line........A mate of mine.
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No I just wish I had the courage to buy 50+ :54:
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Aye back in the day though.
Maybe his full deal is that he gets off on buying * mags in busy shops lol -
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What literature Wrigley buys in his own time is none of your business, nosey *.
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It used to creep me out that you'd find magazines like that in the park, makes you wonder if some dirty creep was wanking in the park :smiley-laughing002:
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Especially when you try to have a wee nosey and all the pages are stuck together :icon_mrgreen: -
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I buy mine online.
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25 years ago at the airport for our first holiday together Mrs B asked me if l wanted anything out the shop, "get me a paper l replied" "anything else?" she asked. "Aye, get me a nude book" l said. She came back 10 minutes later with my paper and when l opened it up in a packed departure lounge the latest copy of Fiesta fell out. :52: :smiley-laughing002:
She's only 5 feet tall and actually asked someone to get it from the top shelf for her. :smiley-laughing002: -
Don't judge me.
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Me and an ex a long time ago, tossed a coin to see which of us went to the newsstand to buy one for me and one for her.I * lost.
Couldnt look the guy in the eye as i was buying them.:54: -
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Escort,Fiesta,playboy,Mayfair and if you were flush Private! Normal for us teens back in the day,but this guy,what a saddo!
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Shona fae Derby, lying on a leopardskin rug, dirty plates on the coffee table, clothes all over the couch, curtains that barely fit the windaes pulled tight, and her lying there with the monkeys back on show and an opera mask on not wanting to be recognised (nae wonder, the state of the place).
Oh aye, Readers Wives. -
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